Best Doctor Jokes--Knife Jokes| Hilarious Adult Jokes

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One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor:


- Help me, please. I have a knife in my back.


The doctor, looking his watch says:


- Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can't help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8.


- But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now.


The doctor, angrily says:


- I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow.


- But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don't you see that I have a knife in the back.


The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients' eye.


- Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.


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