50+ Dirty Knock Knock Jokes For Adults To Make Anyone Blush

    50+ Dirty Knock Knock Jokes For Adults To Make Anyone Blush

 

 

1. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? School. School who? School your ass.

 

2. Knock knock.

 

Who’s there? The waitress. The waitress who? I just needed the tip!

 

3. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Mayan Ipples. Mayan Ipples who? Mayan Ipples are so hard right now.

 

4. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Izzy Data. Izzy Data who? Izzy Data test tube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

5. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? A yam. A yam who? A yam so wet for you right now.

 

6. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Fuck you said. Fuck you said who? “Me!”

 

7. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Amanda squeeze. Amanda squeeze who? You want amanda squeeze you all night?

 

8. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Tara. Tara who? Tara McClosoff.

 

9. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Someone. Someone who? Someone who will get you laid.

 

10. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? [Sexy voice:] Who would you like it to be?

 

11. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? You’re justin time to see me strip for you.

 

12. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Parton! Parton who? Parton my lips for you.

 

13. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kiss you all over.

 

14. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to do something naughty with you!

 

15. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Anita! Anita who? Anita you right now!

 

16. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida rather be naked with you right now.

 

17. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al let you touch my booty if you open this door.

 

18. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Ben Hur. Ben Hur who? Ben hur over!

 

19. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana feel you up, baby.

 

20. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream for you all night long.

 

 

Knock Knock Jokes For Adults

 

21. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Disguise. (Disguise who?) Disguise your boyfriend? I can do you better.

 

22. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Boss bank. Boss bank who? Boss bank you tonight if you’re naughty.

 

23. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? When where. When where who? Tonight, my place, you and me.

 

24. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita you inside me.

 

25. Knock knock.

 

Who’s there? Please pray for! Please pray for who? Me, I can only do the missionary position.

 

26. Knock knock.

 

Who’s there? Lover. Lover who? It’s me, how many lovers do you have?

 

27. Knock knock.

 

Who’s there? The mechanic. The mechanic who? I heard you wanted a rim job

 

28. Knock knock.

 

Who’s there? The dentist. The dentist who? I heard you had some cavities that needed filling.

 

29. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Nicholas! Nicholas who? Knickerless girls shouldn’t climb trees.

 

30. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Ben Hur. Ben Hur who? Ben hur up!

 

31. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Waiter. Waiter who? Waiter I get my hands on you.

 

32. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? May I come in? May I come in who? You can once we have a discussion about birth control.

 

33. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Dozer. Dozer who? Dozer the biggest breasts I’ve ever seen.

 

34. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Myra! Myra who? My right nut.

 

35. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Boo? Boo who? Stop crying, you pussy. It’s just a joke.

 

36. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Bee. Bee who? I like the view from bee-hind you.

 

37. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Willis! Willis who? Willis be the first time I kiss you?

 

38. Knock knock.

 

Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for something naughty

 

39. Knock knock.

 

Who’s there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? OK but just this once

 

40. Knock knock.

 

Who’s there? Juicy. Juicy who? Juicy that lady’s rack?

 

41. Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there? Jamaican. Jamaican who? Jamaican me horny.

 

 42. Knock knock.

 

Who’s there? Mike. Mike who? Mike Litoris

 

43. Knock knock.

 

Who’s there? How could you forget my name after last night?

 

44. Knock knock.

 

Who’s there? Hugh. Hugh who? Hugh G. Rection

 

45. Knock knock.

 

Who’s there? Alpha. Alpha who? Alpha Q.

 

46. Knock knock.

 

Who’s there? Child dress. Child dress who? Well I didn’t want to make you an adultress.

 

47. Knock knock.

 

Who’s there? Gordon. Gordon who? Gordon Rams Me

 

48. Knock knock.

 

Who’s there? Salt. Salt who? Salt T. Nuts

 

49. Ding dong.

 

Who’s there? I would have knocked but the doorbell was at waist height

 

50. Knock knock.

 

Who’s there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? You…

 

51. Knock knock.

 

Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita P. Ness

 

52. Knock, knock.

 

 

Who’s there? Ida Comfort. Ida Comfort who? Ida comfort you a long time ago if I’d known how hot you are.

 

 

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