Yo Mama So Fat The Highway Patrol--Best Funny Your Momma Jokes

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Yo Mama So Fat The Highway Patrol

 

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Yo momma her porta potty is bigger than my house

 

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

 

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

 

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

 

Yo momma so fat when she sat on a penny and Abraham Lincolin said ouch.

 

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

 

Yo mama so fat the only way she burns calories is when her food catches on fire

 

Yo mama so fat she entered the Hunger Games and won all 75 of them

 

Yo mama so fat she's the reason African kids are starving

 

your mama is so fat that when I tried to take a picture off her, I had to get a mile away. 

 

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