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Yo Mama So Fat The Highway Patrol
Yo momma her porta potty is bigger than my house
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo momma so fat when she sat on a penny and Abraham Lincolin said ouch.
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat the only way she burns calories is when her food catches on fire
Yo mama so fat she entered the Hunger Games and won all 75 of them
Yo mama so fat she's the reason African kids are starving
your mama is so fat that when I tried to take a picture off her, I had to get a mile away.
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