Yo Mama So Fat Like Hot Dogs--Best Your Momma Jokes Of The Day

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Yo Mama So Fat Like Hot Dogs

 

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to sign up for Survivor, they said "Sorry we already have an island."

 

Yo mama so fat she dont skinny dip she chunky dunks Yo momma so fat.

 

Your father no longer finds her attractive and its destroying their marriage.

 

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

 

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

 

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

 

Yo mama so fat when God said let there be light, he asked her to move out of the way

 

Yo momma's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook

 

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the toilet it starts saying a,b,c,d,e,f,g,get your fat ass off of me

 

Yo mama so fat the only time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on a scale 

 

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