What Are Some Of The Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever

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What Are Some Of The Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever

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Best yo mama jokes” are hilarious and will crack you up. Even though we all have a mother we love and care about, these jokes are just too good to throw out. You can use these jokes on your friends, just make sure they don’t take this serious, use one or more of these, yo mama jokes and watch their reactions. Some of these can be quite harsh, so be careful not to upset anybody. What are some yo mama jokes??? Best yo mama jokes makes fun of mothers in an nasty way. Here you will find jokes where mothers will be in conjunction with words like, fat, ugly, bald, old ect. Do you know a funny “Best of yo mama jokes” that we do not yet have on this page yet, then submit it. Enjoy!

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…frustrated? trapped? bad mood? I hope these jokes make you laugh, happy and free from stress!

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Let's read Yo Mama Jokes about What Are Some Yo Mama Jokes

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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

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Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

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Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

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Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

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Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

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Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

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Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her

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Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application. 

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Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

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Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"

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Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

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Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

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Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

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Yo momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.

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Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

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Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite

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Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.

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Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.

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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

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Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

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Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

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Yo momma so dumb when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

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Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.

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Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!

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Yo momma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!

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Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven.

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