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Top Funniest Yo Momma So Ugly Jokes Clean

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Yo momma so ugly, Satan died of fright

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Yo momma so ugly, she made a happy meal cry.

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Yo momma so ugly that every time she smiles traffic stops.

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Yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry

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Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Yo momma so ugly, her reflection said "I quit."

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Yo momma so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

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Yo momma so fat she sat on a pig and made pork chops

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Yo momma so ugly, zombie pigmen wanna date her.

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Yo momma so ugly they had to move her to another planet

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Your momma is so ugly when she went through a haunted house she came out with a job application

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Yo momma so ugly, public toilets wouldn't let her in.

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Yo momma so ugly she's to ugly to even make momma jokes about her

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Yo momma so ugly, she's the reason ET went home

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Yo momma is so ugly, a hacker hacked her telephone to remove her profile photo.

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Yo momma is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her

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Yo momma is so ugly, not even Santa would her sit on his lap

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Yo momma so ugly, I tried to prank her with the scary maze game but she scared the scary face

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Yo momma is so ugly her patronus is a cake

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Yo momma is so ugly that Michael Jackson thought she was his sister

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Yo momma is so ugly she passed it on to you

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Yo momma so ugly, Bill Clinton won't sleep with her.

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Yo momma so ugly, she looked at a tree and it caught on fire

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Yo momma so ugly, she gets less action than the white guy in the NBA.

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Yo momma so ugly Go Diego Go said no

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Yo momma so ugly that she uglier than you

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Yo momma is so ugly, she looked in a mirror and her reflection killed itself

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Yo momma so ugly when she passed a blind man he ripped his eyes out

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Yo momma so ugly, American Express left without her.

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Yo momma so ugly, the NHL banned her for life.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she scares the roaches away. 

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Yo momma is so ugly that... well... look at you! 

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Yo momma is so ugly that she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks. 

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Yo momma is so ugly that she makes blind children cry. 

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Yo momma is so ugly that she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step. 

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Yo momma is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her. 

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Yo momma is so ugly that she could scare the flies off a shit wagon. 

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Yo momma is so ugly that when I last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it. 

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Yo momma is so ugly that it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries. 

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Yo momma is so ugly that her pillow cries at night. 

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Yo momma is so ugly that people at the circus pay money not to see her. 

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Yo momma is so ugly that if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away. 

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Yo momma is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control. 

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Yo momma is so ugly that she put the Boogie Man out of business! 

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Yo momma is so ugly that she made Barack Obama lose hope! 

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