The Top 100 Yo Mama Jokes That You Should Know

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   The Top 100 Yo Mama Jokes That You Should Know

 

 

 

Yo Mama Jokes are a type of insult that targets another person through their mother. It targets a persons respect for one’s parents and elders. This type of joke form has been around since at least the beginning of recorded history. In fact, the earliest yo mama jokes come from Babylon in 1,500 BCE. With that in mind, check out the top 100 yo mama jokes below.

 

#100 – 90 Yo Mama Jokes

 

#100. Yo mama’s so stupid…

She stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said “concentrate.”

 

#99. Yo mama’s so ugly…

She threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

 

#98. Yo mama’s so fat…

When she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

 

#97. Yo mama’s so poor…

The ducks throw bread at her.

 

#96. Yo mama’s so fat…

When she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

 

#95. Yo mama’s so stupid…

When they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

 

#94. Yo mama’s so old…

Her social security number is one.

 

#93. Yo mama’s so fat…

It took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

 

#92. Yo mama’s so stupid…

She put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

 

#91. Yo mama’s so ugly…

She made a blind kid cry.

 

#90. Yo momma’s so fat…

Her patronus is a cake.

 

#89 – 80 Yo Mama Jokes

 

#89. Yo mama’s so stupid…

She got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

 

 

#88. Yo mama is like a telephone…

Even a 3 year old can pick her up.

 

#87. Yo mama’s so fat…

When she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

 

#86. Yo Mama so ugly…

Even hello kitty said goodbye.

 

#85. Your mamma is so fat…

When she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

 

#84. Yo mama’s so poor…

Nigerian princes wire her money.

 

#83. Yo momma’s so fat…

The aliens call her “the mothership.”

 

#82. Yo momma’s so ugly…

The army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.

 

#81. Yo Momma So Fat…

The Only LetteFrs She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

 

#80. Yo mama’s so depressing…

Blues singers come to visit her when they’ve got writer’s block.

 

#79 – 70 Yo Mama Jokes

 

#79. Yo mama’s so stupid…

 

#78. Yo mama’s so nasty…

They used to call them jumpolines ’til yo mama bounced on one.

 

#77. Yo mama’s so stupid…

She put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

 

#76. Yo momma’s so stupid…

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

 

#75. Yo momma so fat…

She fell in love and broke it.

 

#74. Yo mama so old…

Her birth certificate says ‘expired.’

 

#73. Yo mama is so fat…

That Weight Watchers said I give up.

 

#72. Yo mama’s so fat…

She stepped on a scale and it said “To be continued.”

 

#71. Yo mama’s so old…

She walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

 

#70. Yo mama’s so stupid…

When I said, “Drinks on the house,” she got a ladder.

 

#69 – 60 Yo Mama Jokes

 

#69. Yo mama’s so ugly…

Her birth certificate is an apology letter.

 

#68. Yo mama’s cooking so nasty…

The flys got together and fixed the hole in the window screen.

 

#67. Yo mama’s so fat…

I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

 

#66. Yo mama’s so fat…

Her blood type is Ragu.

 

#65. Yo momma’s so fat…

She brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

 

#64. Yo momma’s so fat…

She was baptized at SeaWorld.

 

#63. Yo momma’s so fat…

When she went to the beach, all the whales started singing “We Are Family.”

 

#62. Yo momma’s so dumb…

When she saw the “Disneyland left” sign, she went home.

 

#61. Yo momma’s so fat…

She’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook

 

#60. Yo momma so fat…

She fell into a black hole and it clogged!

 

#59 – 50 Yo Mama Jokes

 

 

#59. Yo mama’s so poor…

She considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own “Save Yo’ Mama” foundation.

 

#58. Yo mama’s so fat…

If she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

 

#57. Yo mama’s so poor…

She chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

 

#56. Yo mama’s so stupid…

When I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

 

#55. Yo mama’s so stupid…

When thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting “Wait, you forgot the remote!”

 

#54. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow…

When she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

 

#53. Yo mama’s so poor…

She can’t even afford to pay attention.

 

#52. Yo mama’s so fat…

She can’t even jump to a conclusion.

 

#51. Yo mama’s armpits are so hairy…

It looks like she’s got Buckwheat in a headlock.

 

#50. Yo Mamas so stupid…

She was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

 

#49 – 40 Yo Mama Jokes

 

#49. Yo momma’s so dumb…

When she went to the movies and saw the “Under 17 not permitted” sign, she left to get 16 of her friends.

 

#48. Yo momma’s so old…

Her breast milk is actually powder.

 

#47. Yo momma’s so dumb…

She went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

 

#46. Yo mamma so ugly…

Even Bob the Builder said, “We cant fix it.”

 

#45. Yo momma’s so old…

When she lifted her boob to wash under it, a pilgrim fell out.

 

#44. Your mama so ugly…

When she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.

 

#43. Yo mama is so fat…

She threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica.

 

#42. Yo mama is so fat…

That she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit

 

#41. Yo mama is so fat…

That the only exercise she gets is when she chases the ice cream truck.

 

#40. Yo mama so old…

That when she was in school there was no history class

 

#39 – 30 Yo Mama Jokes

 

#39. Yo momma so ugly…

Even the tide won’t take her out

 

#38. Yo mama’s so stupid…

When they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake

 

#37. Yo mama’s so ugly…

Her portraits hang themselves.

 

#36. Yo mama’s so short…

You can see her feet on her driver’s license.

 

#35. Yo mama’s so fat…

She was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she’s known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

 

#34. Yo’ Mama’s cooking is so bad…

The homeless give it back.

 

#33. Yo momma’s so fat…

Even Dora can’t explore her.

 

#32. Yo momma’s so fat…

When God said “Let there be light,” he asked her to move out of the way.

 

#31. Yo momma so fat…

When she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.

 

#30. Yo mama is so fat…

That she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose.

 

#29 – 20 Yo Mama Jokes

 

#29. Yo mama’s so fat…

That even Mitt Romney couldn’t afford to take her out to dinner!

 

#28. Yo mama’s so ugly…

When she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

 

#27. Yo mama’s so stupid…

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

 

#26. Yo mama’s so classless…

She’s a Marxist utopia.

 

#25. Yo mamma so fat…

I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

 

#24. Yo mama’s so lazy…

She stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.

 

#23. Yo momma’s so short…

She has to slam dunk her bus fare.

 

#22. Yo mama is so ugly…

That just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

 

#21. Yo mama’s so fat…

Her car has stretch marks.

 

#20. Yo mama is so fat…

Every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

 

#19 – 10 Yo Mama Jokes

 

#19. Yo mama’s so fat…

When she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

 

#18. Yo mama has so many teeth missing…

That it looks like her tongue is in jail.

 

#17. Yo mama’s so fat…

When she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

 

#16. Yo mamas so fat…

That when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said “to infinity and beyond!”

 

#15. Yo momma’s so fat…

She has to wear six different watches: one for each time zone.

 

#14. Yo momma’s so ugly…

She made an onion cry.

 

#13. Yo Momma is so fat…

That she broke a branch in her family tree!

 

#12. Yo mama so ugly…

People break into her house to close the curtains!

 

#11. Yo mama is so stupid…

She returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.

 

#10. Yo mama is so ugly…

That a sculpture of her face is used when torturing prisoners at Guantanamo Bay.

 

#9 – 1 Yo Mama Jokes

 

#9. Yo mama so ugly…

People dress up as her for Halloween!

 

#8. Yo mama’s so stupid…

She got hit by a parked car.

 

#7. Yo mama’s so ugly…

She looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

 

#6. Yo mama’s so fat…

If she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.

 

#5. Yo mamma is so fat…

She got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???

 

#4. Yo’ Mama is so ugly…

Her imaginary friend played with other kids.

 

#3. Yo mama’s so fat…

When she leaves the beach everybody shouts “The coast is clear.”

 

#2. Yo momma so ugly…

That when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn’t smile back.

 

#1. Yo mama so fat…

Mount Everest tried to climb her.

 

-Thanks for reading-

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