The Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever Made Of All Time

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The Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever Made

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Here are 25 the best yo mama jokes ever made that will make you howl with laughter. Do you know a funny yo mama jokes ever?

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…frustrated? trapped? bad mood? I hope these yo mama jokes make you laugh, happy and free from stress!

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The best yo mama jokes ever made

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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

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Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals.

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Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

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Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!

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Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

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Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

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Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"? 

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Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

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Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

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Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

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Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

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Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

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Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

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Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"

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Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.

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Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.

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Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

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Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"

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Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

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Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"

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