That's My Phone Number--Best Yo Mama Jokes| Jokes That Are Funny

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That's My Phone Number

 

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Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.

 

Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "Holy Crap, That's My Phone Number"

 

yo mama so greasy and fat she uses bacon as a bandaid yo mama so fat, her Apple Watch is and iPad Pro on a rope.

 

Yo mama so fat she ate a whole Pizza....Hut.

 

Yo mama so fat I use her as a queen size matress and she doesn't even know it

 

Yo momma so fat Burger King hired her because she eats cows and shits hamburgers.

 

Yo mama so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her

 

Yo Mama so fat, that she gets free WiFi. Because she's already world wide

 

Yo mama so fat, she's "Large, Single, and ready to Pringle." 

 

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