Funny Yo Mama So Black Jokes That Are Really Funny

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Satuday, 08/04/2017 10:04
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Yo Mama So Black Jokes

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Here are 30 funny yo mama so balck jokes that will make you howl with laughter. Do you know a funny yo mama so balck jokes?

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Let's read Yo Mama Jokes about Yo Mama So Black Jokes

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Yo mama so black jokes

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Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on

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Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee

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Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent

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Yo mama's so black she bleeds smoke

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Yo mama's so black she drinks water and pees coffee.

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Yo mama's so black that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime

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Yo mama's so black I shot her and the bullets came back with flashlights saying "I can't find the bitch"

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Yo mama so black her blood type is burnt

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Yo mama's so black, she could show up naked to a funeral.

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Yo mama's so black, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.

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Yo mama's so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

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Yo mama so black when she eats chocolate cake she has to put white gloves on.

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Yo mama's so black, her ass looks like two tires.

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Yo mama's so black, she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars.

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Yo mama's so black, when she goes outside the street lights turn on.

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Yo momma is so black, when you wrap her in plastic she looks like soy sauce.

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Yo mama's so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk.

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Yo mama so black she got a PHD in Hide-N-Seek

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Your momma is so black when she turned to the dark side the sith became jedis

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Yo mama so black that when she was born they had to look for her with a torch

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Yo momma so black, when god made her he said "Damn I burnt one"

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yo momma so black her refrigerator only has KFC, malt liquor, and Tahitian Treat

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Yo momma so black you cant see when shit comes out of her crack.

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Yo mama so black she don't know who her daddy is and neither do you.

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Your mama so black she put night out of business.

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Yo mama so black that the cctv cameras went to night mode as soon as it saw her during the day.

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Yo mama so black she has to use coffee grounds as makeup

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Yo mama so black she blend in with the chalkboard

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Your mama so black and ugly when she walks by an automated toilet it flushes

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Yo mama so black and ugly when she looked in the mirror she said "Holy Shit" 

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