Funniest Yo Mama Southern Jokes That Make You Laugh

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Yo Mama Southern Jokes

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Here are 30 funny yo mama southern jokes by Boys’ Life readers that will make you howl with laughter. Do you know a funny yo mama southern jokes?

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…frustrated? trapped? bad mood? I hope these jokes make you laugh, happy and free from stress!

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Let's read Yo Mama Jokes about Yo Mama Southern Jokes

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Yo momma so dumb, I told her I was a belle and she thought I worked for the phone company.

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Yo momma so southern her presence makes me feel cuddly.

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Yo mama so mean I googled "Madder than a wet hen" and found her picture.

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yo mama so fat she can't use a public bathroom in the south because people can't tell if she got a penis or a vagina.

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Yo mama's so white, she could go to her wedding naked.

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Yo momma such a floozy, a man doesn't need a pick up line to get in her pants just a pick up truck.

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Yo mama's so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black.

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Yo mama so fat that her Polo shirt had a real horse on it.

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Yo momma so white, she uses cocaine for makeup.

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Yo mama so fat she use a county issued trash can for a girdle.

 

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Yo momma so fat they call her the Cow Belle.

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Yo mama so mean that Taylor Swift wrote a song about her.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat on a monster truck it became a low rider.

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Yo mama so chatty she dills my pickle from a mile away.

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Yo momma so fat when she sat on a penny and Abraham Lincolin said "Ouch".

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Yo mama so fat she's rounder than a Georgia peach.

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Yo momma so poor she squeezes a quarter so tight the eagle screams.

 

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Yo momma is so fat that when she ordered a water bed they threw her into the Atlantic ocean.

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Yo momma so southern and ignorant she goes around town singing "Oh Lordy, pick a bale of cotton".

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Yo mama so white and fat, that she is often mistaken for the iceberg that sunk the titanic.

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Yo mama so white, she's in the Guiness Book of World Records for being the most racist person on the planet.

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Yo momma so paranoid they call her the alarm belle. 

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