Funniest Yo Mama So Poor Jokes In The World

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Yo Mama So Poor Jokes

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Here are 30 funny yo mama so poor jokes by Boys’ Life readers that will make you howl with laughter. Do you know a funny yo mama so poor jokes?

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Yo mama so poor jokes

Yo Mama So Poor Jokes

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Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

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Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

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Yo mama so poor, she bounces food stamps!!

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Yo mama so poor, burglars break in her house and leave money.

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Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam

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Yo mama so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.

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Yo mama so poor, she drives a Poor-shh 

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Yo mama so poor, her front door and back door are the same thing.

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Yo momma so poor for Halloween, her trick was the treat.

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Yo mama is so poor, the bank repossessed her cardboard box

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Yo mama so poor she gotta eviction notice on her car

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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

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Yo mama so poor that she scams the Nigerians. 

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Yo mama's so poor, I stepped on a lit match and she said who turned off the heat

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Yo mama is so poor she cant afford to wash herself so she stands in the rain

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Yo mama so poor they caught her shoplifting at Dollar General

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Yo mama's so poor, I farted and she said who turned on the heat

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Yo mama so poor and stupid, she draws Lincoln's face on a piece of paper and says it is a twenty

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Yo mama so poor, she took out a 2nd mortgage on her cardboard box.

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Yo mama so poor she painted the bottom of her shoes red and said ,"look i got red bottoms"

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Yo mama so poor when she heard about the Last Supper she thought she was running out of food stamps

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You mama so poor she hangs colored socks as Christmas lights.

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Yo mamas so poor I sat on the couch and a roach came up and said move over i pay rent!

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Your mama so poor I asked to go the toilet and she pointed me to a Pepsi can 

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Yo mama so poor the roaches pay the light bill

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Yo momma so poor the only way she'll go to a party is to find a new pair of shoes.

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Yo momma so poor, she put crap on pizza and called it a topping.

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Yo momma so poor, she made your prom dress out of food stamps. 

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Yo mama so poor the roaches pay the light bill 

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