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A List Of Your Mama Is So Fat Jokes Funny

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A page packed with the funniest clean your mama so fat jokes for kids and adults alike. Your mama jokes (also known variously as your mama is so fat jokes, your mama jokes clean and tell me your mama jokes) 

Below are our favorite clean examples of your mama is so fat jokes, so you’ll never be short of a funny comeback again, especially if someone insults your mama! And if you need even more your mama jokes clean

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Your Mama So Fat Jokes

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Your mama is so fat jokes funny

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your mama so fat when someome tried to fuck her it was like throwing a hotdog down a really long hallway 

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your mama is so fat I tried to hang a picture of her on my wall, and my wall fellover. 

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your mamma is so fat she made the sumo wrestlers look anorexic. 

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Your mama so fat when she walk around people say there go the neighborhood! 

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Your mama so fat when she got on the scale the doctor looked at the number and said "That's my phone number." 

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Your mama is so fat, she uses the asteroid belt to slice her foods. 

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Your mama so fat, she is standing on Marianas Trench, which is the reason why it's the lowest point on Earth. 

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Your mama is so fat, the Hubble telescope took a picture of her not on Earth but on the opposite point of the universe. 

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Your mama so fat that when people want to clean the tunnels they tie ropes around her shoulders and pull her through them 

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Your mama is so fat, the NASA ordered her to clean up the satellite junks floating above. 

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Your mama is so fat, even all dark matter from space is falling into her right now. 

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Your mama is so fat, when all the planets got aligned, she played hopscotch on them, starting from the sun. 

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Your mama is so fat when sat on the rocket the rocket couldn't lift off 

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Your mama so fat she sat on 2 Sumo wrestlers and got arrested for double homicide 

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your mama so fat she has pictures of food in her wallet 

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Your mama so fat When she bungie jumps..She goes straight 2 hell 

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Your mama so fat einstien based the black hole theory on her Ass hole 

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your mama so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her 

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Your Mama so fat when she got on the scale it said lose some weight bitch

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Your mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they put a blanket over the Mississippi River 

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Tell Me Your Mama Jokes

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The classic "your mama so fat jokes" joke is a great way to insult a person with a one-liner. Dating back to ancient Babylon, mothers have been the inspiration for insults for over 3,500 years.

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Your mama is so fat that at her wedding the ring bearer was Saturn

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Your mama so fat, she's in every time zone 

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Your mama so fat she needs a digital scale to remember her phone number

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Your mama is so fat she uses the Great wall of China as a belt

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Your mama so fat she calls the apple orchard a fruit salad

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Your mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, Gilligan, the Skipper, the Millon and his Wife, Movie Star, the Professer and Maryann had land to walk home. 

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Your mama so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

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Your mama is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please

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Your mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish

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Your mama so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost

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Your mama is so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant

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Your mama so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up

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Your mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."

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Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!

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Your mama so fat I can stand on her belly and high five God

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Your mama so fat I took a picture of her at Christmas and it’s still printing

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Your mama is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie

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Your mama so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room

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Your mama is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear

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Your mama is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!

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Your Mama Is So Fat Jokes

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"Tell me your mama jokes" jokes evolved out of a social game commonly called the Dozens, in which participants come up with creative insults to demean each other jokingly in front of a crowd

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Tell me your mama so fat jokes funny

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Your mama is so fat she got her gym membership at KFC 

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Your mama is so fat a tornado can't even suck her up 

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Your mamma is so fat when I walk around her it becomes a lifetime experience! 

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Your mama is so fat when she walked in her new house the first thing she saw was the basement 

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Your mama is so fat that she can't fit in this joke

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Your mama is so fat, she uses UFOs as Frisbee

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Your mama is so fat, she sat on a CD and turned it into a vinyl record

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Your mama is so fat that when I tried to take a picture off her, I had to get a mile away 

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Your mama so fat the little kids at the party think shes a pinata 

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Your mama is so fat that when she fell in love she broke it

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Your mom is so fat I have to take a bus to get on her good side

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Your mama is so fat, she’s got triabetes

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Your mom is so fat she has to use diet soap

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Your mama so fat, when the doctor diagnosed her with a deadly flesh-eating disease he gave her 10 years to live

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Your mom is so fat she doesn’t need Internet because she’s already World Wide

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Your mama is so fat that when she sits on an iPod, it makes an iPad

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Your momma so fat she can’t jump to conclusions

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Your Mama so fat every time she turns round, it’s her birthday

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Your Mama so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil

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Your Mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 mins before she does

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 Whomever it was your mama so fat jokes, first, we’re sure glad he did. Here are our favorite your mama so fat jokes funny Feel free to add yours to the list in the “Comments” section!

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