Valentine Knock Knock Jokes--Short Valentine Jokes For Adults

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Valentine Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Valentine's Day is sweeter than ever in this hearty collection of knock-knock jokes. Lift the flaps and laugh your heart out with a group of kids and a pair of lovesick hamsters. You'll be tickled pink!

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby Valentine’s Day!

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Atlas.

Atlas who?

Atlas, it’s Valentine’s Day!

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Happy.

Happy who?

Happy Valentine's day!

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Jamaica.

Jamaica who?

Jamaica Valentine for me yet?

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke, I got a Valentine!

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad it’s Valentine’s Day?

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Peas.

Peas who?

Peas be my Valentine!

 

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Sherwood.

Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to be your valentine!

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Value.

Value who?

Value be my Valentine?

 

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

William.

William who?

William be my Valentine?

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Sherwood.

Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to be your valentine.

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard you like me to stop telling these silly Valentine’s Day jokes?

 

Knock, knock! 

Who's there? 

Atlas. 

Atlas who? 

Atlas Valentine's Day is here!

 

Knock, knock. 

Who's there? 

Luke. 

Luke who? 

Luke, I got a Valentine!

 

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Peas!

Peas who?

Peas be my Valentine!

 

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Atlas

Atlas who?

Atlas, it's Valentine’s Day! Knock Knock

Who's there?

Emma

Emma who?

Emma hoping I get lots of cards on Valentine’s Day! Knock Knock

Who's there?

Luke

Luke who? 

Luke who got a Valentine!

 

Knock Knock Valentine Jokes

 

Funny valentine knock knock jokes

 

knock knock valentine jokes

 

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can party hearty.

 

How can you tell the calendar is popular?

It always has a lot of dates.

 

What does a vampire call his sweetheart?

His ghoul-friend.

 

What did one oar say to the other oar?

How about a little row-mance?

 

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

 

Where do burgers take their Valentine’s Day dates to dance?

To the meatball.

 

What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp?

Stick with me and you'll go places.

 

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you.

 

What do you call romance in tropical fish tank?

Guppy love.

 

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?

Because they’re scent-imental.

 

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts.

 

Why did the boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed.

 

Valentines Day Knock Knock Jokes One Liners

 

Funny valentines knock knock jokes one liners

 

Valentines Day Knock Knock Jokes One Liners

 

Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.

 

I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360

 

"Whale you be my Valentine?" "Dolphinately" Roses are red, violets are blue.

 

If he's busy on Valentines Day, the side chick is you!

 

Valentines Day shouldn't be the only day you place a girl above everything else T

omorrow is Valentine's day.

 

Don't worry if you're single. You're going to die alone anyway! I can't wait for valentines day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me. Valentines day is one big scam.

 

If someone loves you they should show you everyday!

 

To all the single people on Valentine's Day, don't be sad.

 

Think of all the Money and time you are saving on not getting a gift Valentines day.....

 

A day when taken people get laid and single people get drunk.

 

That awkward moment when valentines day is around the corner, and the only person that loves you is your mom.

 

To all my single friends.If no one else loves you, I do.

 

Happy Valentine's Day! To all my friends who are commited: Happy Valentine`s Day!. and To all my friends who are single, Happy Independance Day Dear Alcohol..... Will you be my Valentine?

 

When you are with the right person, every day is Valentine's Day!

 

Happy Valentines day, hope you all get some......

 

Chocolates that is My thoughts and prayers go out to all men today whose girlfriends are on their period this Valentines day. 

 

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