Top 30 World's Most Funniest Knock Knock Joke Ever

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World's Most Funniest Knock Knock Joke 

'Do you know the best-known format of the pun in the style of "call and answer" exercise? A kind of role-play type of game, with a punster and a recipient of wit. Yes, worlds best knock knock joke! So enjoy here Top 30 World's Funniest Knock Knock Joke of them.'

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wurlitzer.

Wurlitzer who?

Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show…

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Claire.

Claire who?

Claire the way; I’m coming in!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Interrupting pirate.

Interrupt… ARRRRRRRRR!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Radio.

Radio who?

Radio not, here I come!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient co…

MOO!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard I know?

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Smell mop.

Smell mop who?

Eww, no thanks. I don’t want to smell your poo!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Cereal.

Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Aardvark.

Aardvark who?

Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

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Knock knock jokes are ever popular despite, or maybe because of, the awful puns they usually involve.

And as we love dreadful puns here at LaffGaff, naturally we love best knock knock joke in the world. So with that in mind, we’ve gathered together a collection of the funniest knock knock joke in the world for you.

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Beats.

Beats who?

Beats me.

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

The interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh-

Moooooo!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Double.

Double who?

W!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Iva.

Iva who?

Iva craving for cookie. Get baking!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Yoda lady.

Yoda lady who?

Good job yodeling!

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Knock Knock!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To hunt somebody down.

Knock knock.

Who's there? 

The chicken.

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Déja.

Déja who?

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Yah!

Yah who?

Well, no thanks, I’m more of a Google person.

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Knock Knock!

Who's there? 

I got up. 

I got up who? 

Best go to the toilet then.

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Surgeon.

Surgeon who?

Surgeon thou shalt find.

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All our all-time favorite world's funniest knock knock joke are here, along with some you may not have heard before. We hope you enjoy them.

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

God bless you.

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Cereal.

Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you.

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Opportunity.

Don’t be silly-

opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Madam.

Madam who?

Madam foot got caught in the door!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

A little girl.

A little girl who?

A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Value.

Value who?

Value be my Valentine?

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Figs!

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Banana!

Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii who?

I’m fine, Hawaii you?

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Harry!

Harry who?

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