Top 20 Cute And Funny Jokes For Kids Knock Knock

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Cute And Funny Jokes For Kids Knock Knock

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A while back, I was at a playdate and asked by the kids to tell a "Funny Jokes For Kids Knock Knock". My mind totally went blank, so I went online to find funny knock knock jokes for kids. Here are some of the best ones I found for the preschool and elementary school set, in case you need to keep some on-hand.

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Let's read Knock Knock Jokes about Funny Jokes For Kids Knock Knock

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Radio!

Radio who?

Radi-o-not, here I come!

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Needle!

Needle who?

Needle a little money!

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Some bunny!

Some bunny who?

Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Sherwood

Sherwood Who?

Sherwood like you to open the door!

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Mikey!

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t fit in the lock!

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce!

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, we’re freezing!

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Knock, Knock

Leaf!

Leaf who?

Leaf me alone, I’m busy!

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Orange!

Orange who?

Orange you going to let me in?

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Beets!

Beets Who?

Beets me!

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Tank

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Noah!

Noah who?

Noah good place to get something to eat?

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

King Tut!

King tut who?

King tut-key fried chicken, want’s some?

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Abby!

Abby who?

Abby birthday to you!

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Robin!

Robin who?

Robin the piggy bank again!

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Broccoli

Broccoli who?

Broccoli doesn’t have a last name!

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Dozen!

Dozen who?

Dozen anybody want to let me in?

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Who

Who, who?

Are you an owl?

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Repeat

Repeat who?

Who, who, who

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Knock, Know

Who’s there?

Cash

Cash who?

I knew you were a nut!

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Ice Cream!

Ice Cream who?

Ice Cream if you don’t let me in!

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Goat!

Goat who?

Goat to the front door to find out!

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Doughnut!

Doughnut Who?

Doughnut ask, it’s a secret!

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