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Cute And Funny Jokes For Kids Knock Knock
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A while back, I was at a playdate and asked by the kids to tell a "Funny Jokes For Kids Knock Knock". My mind totally went blank, so I went online to find funny knock knock jokes for kids. Here are some of the best ones I found for the preschool and elementary school set, in case you need to keep some on-hand.
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Let's read Knock Knock Jokes about Funny Jokes For Kids Knock Knock
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radi-o-not, here I come!
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Needle!
Needle who?
Needle a little money!
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Some bunny!
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood Who?
Sherwood like you to open the door!
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the lock!
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
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Knock, Knock
Leaf!
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone, I’m busy!
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets Who?
Beets me!
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Noah!
Noah who?
Noah good place to get something to eat?
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
King Tut!
King tut who?
King tut-key fried chicken, want’s some?
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Robin!
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again!
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Broccoli
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name!
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Dozen!
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who, who?
Are you an owl?
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Repeat
Repeat who?
Who, who, who
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Knock, Know
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
I knew you were a nut!
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Ice Cream!
Ice Cream who?
Ice Cream if you don’t let me in!
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Goat!
Goat who?
Goat to the front door to find out!
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut Who?
Doughnut ask, it’s a secret!
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