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Rude Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Knock Knock

Who's There?

Nunya Nunya Who?

Nunya Business

 

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Judo Judo Who?

"What, Judo know ?"

 

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Acid!

Acid who?

Acid calm down and be quiet.

 

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Jesus Jesus Who?

How many do you know?

 

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Cockadoodle

Cockadoodle Who?

Not cockadoodle who, you shit, cockadoodledoo!

 

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Put!

Put who?

Put a sock in it and open the door.

 

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Aunt Jemima

Aunt Jemima Who?

I'm glad I ain't joe mamma

 

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Razor!

Razor who?

Razor hands, this is a stick up!

 

Knock Knock

Who's There?

William William Who?

Williammind your own bussiness?

 

 

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Burglar!

Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock.

 

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Boo Boo Who?

You better cry you ninny!

 

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Robin Robin Who?

Robbing You!

 

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Stopper.

Stopper who?

Stop her she's running off with your newspaper!

 

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Gorllia Gorllia Who?

Gorllia Sandwich,

I`m Hungry

 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Butter!

Butter who?

It's butter if you don't know.

 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Lady.

Lady who?

I'm gonna lady law down if you don't open the door.

 

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Train!

Train Who?

Someone needs to train you to open the door.

 

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

You're not!

You're not who?

You're not the sharpest tool in the shed.

 

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Ben Ben Who?

Ben Dover

 

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Archibald

Archibald Who?

Archibald on top of your head!

 

Knock Knock

Who's There?

KGB. KGB Wh-.

*SLAP* We will azk ze qvestionz.

 

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Dozen Dozen who?

Dozen matter what you say,

I do what

I want

 

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Forget!

Forget who?

Forget you!

 

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Punch Punch who?

Punch you.

 

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Jesus Jesus who?

Jesus Christ open the door

 

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Jig!

Jig who?

Jig is up your under arrest.

 

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

No!

No who?

No ifs, ands or buts, open the door.

 

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

If you cant!

If you can't who?

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

 

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Fight!

Fight who?

Fight fire with fire.

 

Knock, Knock!

Who's There?

Madam Madam who?

Help madam finger is stuck in the door.

 

Knock, Knock!

Who's There?

Orange!

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say something about YO MAMA 

 

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