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Funny Knock Knock Jokes For 5 Year Olds
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A while back, I was at a playdate and asked by the kids to tell a "funny knock knock jokes for 5 year olds". My mind totally went blank, so I went online to find funny knock knock jokes for kids. Here are some of the best ones I found for the preschool and elementary school set, in case you need to keep some on-hand.
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Funny knock knock jokes for 5 year olds
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Knock knock
Who’s there
Boo
Boo who?
I didn’t mean to make you cry! It’s just me!
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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?
Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!
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Knock knock
Who’s There?
Barbie
Barbie Who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the store?
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in, we’re freezing!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in !
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cow-go
Cow-go who?
No, Cow go MOO!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police (please) may I come in?
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beef
Beef who?
Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf Who?
Leaf Me Alone!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
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Knock knock
Who’s There?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!
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Knock knock
Who’s There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amarillo
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tyrone
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ada
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amy
Amy who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
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Whomever it was what are some funny knock knock jokes, first, we’re sure glad he did. Here are our favorite funny knock knock jokes for kids. Feel free to add yours to the list in the “Comments” section!
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