Funny Knock Knock Jokes For 5 Year Olds

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Funny Knock Knock Jokes For 5 Year Olds

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A while back, I was at a playdate and asked by the kids to tell a "funny knock knock jokes for 5 year olds". My mind totally went blank, so I went online to find funny knock knock jokes for kids. Here are some of the best ones I found for the preschool and elementary school set, in case you need to keep some on-hand.

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Funny knock knock jokes for 5 year olds

 

Funny knock knock jokes for 5 year olds

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Knock knock

Who’s there

Boo

Boo who?

I didn’t mean to make you cry! It’s just me!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Will

Will who?

Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!

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Knock knock

Who’s There?

Barbie

Barbie Who?

Barbie Q Chicken!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Figs

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Kiwi

Kiwi who?

Kiwi go to the store?

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Let us in, we’re freezing!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Olive

Olive who?

Olive right next door to you.

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Turnip

Turnip who?

Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Ice cream

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don’t let me in !

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you going to answer the door?

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad to see me?

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Who

Who who?

Is there an owl in here?

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Cow-go

Cow-go who?

No, Cow go MOO!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Police

Police who?

Police (please) may I come in?

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Water

Water who?

Water you doing in my house?

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Goat

Goat who?

Goat to the door and find out.

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Beef

Beef who?

Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Leaf

Leaf Who?

Leaf Me Alone!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Tank

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Howard

Howard who?

Howard I know?

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Nobel

Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I knocked!

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Knock knock

Who’s There?

Anita

Anita who?

Anita to borrow a pencil!

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Knock knock

Who’s There?

Figs

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Yukon

Yukon who?

Yukon say that again!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Amarillo

Amarillo who?

Amarillo nice guy!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Tyrone

Tyrone who?

Tyrone shoelaces!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Abe

Abe who?

Abe C D E F G H…

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Ada

Ada who?

Ada burger for lunch!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Amy

Amy who?

Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Alpaca

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

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Whomever it was what are some funny knock knock jokes, first, we’re sure glad he did. Here are our favorite funny knock knock jokes for kids. Feel free to add yours to the list in the “Comments” section!

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