69+ Knock Knock Jokes That Are So Bad Jokes and Riddles

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   69+ Knock Knock Jokes That Are So Bad Jokes and Riddles

 

 

Hit, tap, knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? It’s the knock-knock joke, maybe the greatest children’s humor style ever conceived. Knock-knock jokes are one move below infant drum sets and only above the infant shark song in terms of their potential to torment parents. Knock-knock jokes are known for their ability to offer pure unfettered pleasure to children while giving less happiness to adults. After all, the main attraction for kids is the molest series of weak knock-knock stories.

 

 

True knock jokes have made people laugh for years regardless of their generation. Kids, grandparents and everyone in between gets a humorous joke. They may be a little corny, of course, but that’s part of the game. Since knock knock jokes have a few sections, it can be challenging to recall over time. This is why we have complemented some of the greatest knock knock stories ever. Here’s 85 of dreamsquote strongest knock-knock stories, and some of them first.

 

Knock Knock Jokes and Riddles

 

1. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Kirtch.

Kirtch who?

God bless you!

 

2. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time for dinner.

 

3. Knock knock.

Who’s There?

Impatient cow.

Impatient cow wh-?

Mooooo!

 

4. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Sadie.

Sadie who?

Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!

 

5. Will you remember me in a minute?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a week?

Yes.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

You didn’t remember me!

 

6. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Iona.

Iona who?

Iona new toy!

 

7. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Two knee.

Two knee who?

Two-knee fish!

 

8. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby birthday to you!

 

9. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go

Cows go who?

Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

 

10. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!

 

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11. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Thermos.

Thermos who?

Thermos be a better way to get to you.

 

12. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

Actually, it’s to whom.

 

13. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

 

14. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Razor.

Razor who?

Razor hands, this is a stick up!

 

15. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alec.

Alec who?

Alectricity. BUZZ!

 

16. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No I’m not!

 

17. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you.

 

18. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Amarillo.

Amarillo who?

Amarillo nice person.

 

19. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice snack be eaten?

 

20. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Anee.

Anee who?

Anee one you like!

 

Funniest ‘Knock-Knock’ Jokes for Kids and Parents

 

21. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anybody want to let me in?

 

22. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dish is a nice place!

 

23. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A herd.

A herd who?

A herd you were home, so here I am!

 

24. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue knocked on this door before?

 

25. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Althea.

Althea who?

Althea later alligator!

 

26. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Arfur.

Arfur who?

Arfur got!

 

27. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Otto.

Otto who?

Otto know. I forgot.

 

28. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!

 

29. Knock, knock.

Who’s There?

Imma.

Imma who?

Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!

 

30. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben knocking for 10 minutes!

 

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31. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Isabel.

Isabel who?

Isabel working?

 

32. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Aida.

Aida who?

Aida sandwich for lunch today.

 

32. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Scold.

Scold who?

Scold enough out here to go ice skating!

 

33. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I am.

I am who?

Wait, you don’t know who you are?

 

34. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

A man da fix your door!

 

35. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Al.

Al who?

Al give you a hug if you open this door!

 

36. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Amish.

Amish who?

You’re not a shoe!

 

37. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alfie.

Alfie who?

Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!

 

38. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alien.

Alien who?

Um, how many aliens do you know?

 

39. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Andrew.

Andrew who?

Andrew a picture!

 

40. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the tub, I’m dwowning.

 

41. Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

Nobel…that’s why I knocked!

 

42. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome.

 

43. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the peep hole and find out.

 

44. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!

 

45. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie thing you can do, I can do too!

 

46. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?

No, a cow says mooooo!

 

47. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hal.

Hal who?

Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?

 

48. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alice.

Alice who?

Alice fair in love and war.

 

49. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Says.

Says who?

Says me!

 

50. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!

 

51. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Leaf.

Leaf who?

Leaf me alone!

 

52. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie way you can let me in?

 

53. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana your business!

 

54. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little help right now!

 

55. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe come out now?

 

56. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Iran.

Iran who?

Iran here. I’m tired!

 

57. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

A mosquito. Look, right there!

 

58. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Some.

Some who?

Maybe some day you’ll recognize me!

 

59. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Armageddon.

Armageddon who?

Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.

 

60. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone want to let me in?

 

61. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

Nah, I’m more into almonds.

 

62. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mustache.

Mustache who?

I mustache you a question.

 

63. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mary.

Mary who?

Mary Christmas!

 

64. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Alex-plain later!

 

65. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Iva.

Iva who?

I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

 

66. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

 

67. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe help me get inside?

 

68. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little money please.

 

69. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Watson.

Watson who?

Watson TV right now?

 

70. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah good place we can go hang out?

 

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