Top 30 Simple Jokes For Kids That Are Really Funny Ever

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Top 30 Simple Jokes For Kids

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Here is our giant list of simple jokes for kids, puns, and riddles for kids. Check out each joke category to find the type of joke, pun, or riddle you are looking for. We try to make sure every simple jokes for kids is funny, silly, and full of laughs, but also clean. If you find a simple jokes for kids that isn't clean or you find inappropriate, please let us know.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?

A: Nacho cheese!

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Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The elf-abet.

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Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

A: He wanted to go to high school.

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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: You put a little boogie in it.

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Q: Which flower talks the most?

A: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips!

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Q: Why cant a tryanosauras clap?

A: It's extinct

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Q: What do you call an elephant in a phonebooth?

A: Stuck

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Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A: A Doyouthinkhesawus

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that does not take a bath?

A: A Stink-o-Saurus.

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Q: Why do fish live in salt water?

A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Simple Kids Jokes

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Laughter is the best medicine! Simple jokes for kids brings you one of the best compilations of jokes in English that will surely hold the kids’ attention. Jokes are simply the best for kids for several reasons. Simple jokes for kids not only add interesting twist to the stories, but also help kids in remembering them. Good jokes or jokes with moral help stimulating their mind! Simple jokes for kids enjoy being told funny jokes. But since their attention span is small, short jokes or one liner jokes are better way to catch their interest. 

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Simple jokes for kids ever

Simple jokes for kids

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Q: Which is the place pencils like to go for a vacation?

A: Pencil

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Q: Why did the computer consult with the doctor?

A: Because it was suffering from a virus!

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Q: What is owned by you but mostly used by others?

A: Your name!

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Q: Which is the flower on face?

A: Tu – lips!

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Q: Which is the way chosen by crazy people?

A: The psycho path!

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Q: Why did the man leave his job at the juice factory? 

A: Because, he could not concentrate.

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Q: Why did the production line-man put a clock under his desk?

A: To work over-time.

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Q: Which key opens doors on Thanksgiving? 

A: Turkey.

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Q: How do you repair a broken tomato? 

A: Use tomato paste.

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Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on? 

A: Bear-foot.

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Simple Jokes For Kids

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Simple jokes for kids--you can find all sorts of kids jokes including animal jokes, holiday jokes, Internet jokes, scary jokes, school jokes, simple jokes, sports jokes, and much more.

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Simple jokes for kids

Simple jokes for kids

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Q: what a dog with no tail

A: A puppy

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Q: what’s Greece ’s most famus movie?

A: Troy movie

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Q: ​whats a fish with no eyes.

A: Dead 

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Q: What has a neck but no head?

A: A bottle.

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Q: What gets wetter as it dries?

A: A towel.

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Q: What goes up and doesn’t come back down?

A: Your age.

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Q: What belongs to you but is used more by others

A: Your name.

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Q: Everyone has it and no one can lose it, what is it?

A: A shadow.

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Q: ​whats round fat and is sticky

A: A greedy bee 

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