The Funniest Jokes Ever For Young Kids That Are Really Funny

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Thuday, 03/11/2016 02:11
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Jokes For Young Kids

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"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

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Jokes For Young Kids--Now that your big kid's sense of humor has progressed, she appreciates riddles and more complex humor. Here are 30 Jokes For Young Kids to make your child laugh.

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Jokes for young kids

Jokes for young kids

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7, 8, 9.

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Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A: A tuba toothpaste.

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Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?

A: Pencil-vania.

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Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

A: To go with the traffic jam!

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Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

A: Because they might peel!

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Q: What did 0 say to 8?

A: Nice belt!

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Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?

A: You're a fun guy [fungi].

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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?

A: He was a little hoarse.

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Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?

A: It barked with de-light!

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Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?

A: A stamp.

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Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor? 

A: Because it had a virus!

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Jokes For Young Kids

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Adults, please remember .. if one of your favourite children is telling you a Jokes For Young Kids, be patient, listen carefully, enjoy it and never, ever spoil the punchline!

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 Jokes for young kids

Jokes for young kids

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Q: Why are frogs so happy?

A: They eat whatever bugs them

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?

A: Milk and quackers! 

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Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

A: Hi Cliff!

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Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?

A: Show me the honey!

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Q: What do you call a funny mountain?

A: Hill-arious

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Q: What did the candle say to the other candle?

A: I'm going out tonight.

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Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck! 

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Q: what do cows read with breakfast?

A: A moooospaper

 

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: No eye deer

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Q: Why did the fastest cat in school get suspended?

A: Cuz he was a cheetah

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Q: What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

A: De-calf-inated. 

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Jokes For Young Kids

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Just for fun, here are 30 of the best Jokes For Young Kids.  I specifically picked out jokes that parents can actually appreciate! These Jokes For Young Kids won’t drive you crazy… unless, of course, your kids are telling them for the 475th time.  There’s not much I can do about that!

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Jokes for young kids

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Q: What is the difference between elephants and grapes?

A: Grapes are purple.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?

A: Here come the elephants!

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Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?

A: Here come the grapes!

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef!

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Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean meat!

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 Whomever it was young kids jokes, first, we’re sure glad he did. Here are our favorite Jokes for young kids. Feel free to add yours to the list in the “Comments” section!

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