The Best Jokes In The World For Kids That Are Really Funny

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The Best Jokes In The World For Kids

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"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

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The best jokes in the world for kids--Now that your big kid's sense of humor has progressed, she appreciates riddles and more complex humor. Here are 20 The best jokes in the world for kids to make your child laugh.

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The best jokes in the world for kids

 

The best jokes in the world for kids

 

Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

A: Your head hits the ceiling!

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Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?

A: Because they take too long to iron!

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Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?

A: Take away her credit card!

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Q: Why did the elephant paint himself different colors?

A: So he could hide in the crayon box!

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Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

A: By the footprints in the butter!

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Q: What is the difference between elephants and grapes?

A: Grapes are purple.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?

A: “Here come the elephants!”

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Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?

A: “Here come the grapes!” (She was colorblind.)

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef!

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Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean meat!

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Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A: A pork chop!

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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?

A: Because you can see right through them!

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Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?

A: A bald eagle!

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Q: What do you call a fly without wings?

A: A walk!

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Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A: Because they use honey combs!

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An investigator!

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Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she will let it go!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite!

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Q: What has four wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck!

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Q: Why did the man run around his bed?

A: Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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Q: Why did the math book look so sad?

A: Because it had so many problems!

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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

A: Of course!  The Empire State Building can’t jump!

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Q: If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

A: Pilgrims!

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 Whomever it was The best jokes in the world for kids, first, we’re sure glad he did. Here are our favorite Jokes for kids. Feel free to add yours to the list in the “Comments” section!

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