The Best Jokes for Kids

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Monday, 23/11/2020 04:11

 

Here’s a riddle for you: What comes at the end of every kid joke? Answer: “Okay, I have another one.” They just never seem exhausted by their limited supply of gags. But, left to their own devices, the jokes they pick up from friends or TV shows might not be really funny (especially when your child tries to repeat it from memory, although mangled kid jokes are secretly one of the best parts of parenthood). It’s time to intervene and teach them some real comedy.

When it’s time to restock your child's repertoire, try one from our guide to the best jokes for kids. They’re short, easy to remember, and they make sense — which is not always a given with kid jokes! And yes, they will probably make other adults roll their eyes the next time your child decides to try out her stand-up routine for all of the relatives. (They’re not quite to the level of Dad Jokes, but they’re getting there.) Plus, we found more than 60 of them, so you can keep returning to this list every time the material gets stale. And, even though there are a ton of gags on this list, orange you glad we didn’t include that tired old banana joke?

 

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hi, bud!

 

Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?

Because he wanted to see time fly!

 

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

 

Where do polar bears keep their money?

In a snow bank!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Scold.

Scold who?

Scold outside, let me in!

 

Why did the pony get sent to his room?

He wouldn’t stop horsing around!

 

What do you call a bear with no ears?

A “B!”

 

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

 

What do you call a cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese!

 

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?

Because he was a little shellfish!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Car go, “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!”

 

Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?

Because she’s always running away from the ball!

 

Why did the picture go to prison?

Because it was framed!

 

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

They go to the moo-vies!

 

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between us, something smells!

 

Why do bicycles fall over?

Because they’re two-tired!

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you!

 

What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?

Thunderwear!

 

Why couldn't the pony sing “Happy Birthday?”

Because she was just a little hoarse!

 

If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?

A bagel!

 

What did the buffalo say when his little boy left for school?

Bison!

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie body home?

 

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