Storm, Rain, Weather Jokes for Kids!

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Tueday, 17/10/2017 03:10
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* What is a king’s favorite weather?

– Hail!

 

* What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

– Thunderwear!

 

* Why did the woman open her purse in the park?

– She expected some change in the weather.

 

* What’s a tornado’s favorite game?

– Twister!

 

* Why did the hurricane wear a monocle?

– It only had one eye!

 

* How does the rain tie its shoes?

– With a rainbow!

 

* What did one raindrop say to the other?

– Two’s company. Three’s a cloud!

 

* What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

– You might step in a poodle!

 

* What goes up when the rain comes down?

– An umbrella!

 

* Why was the lightning bolt in the news?

– Are you sure you want to know… it’s shocking!

 

* What is the opposite of a cold front?

– A warm back!

 

* What did the tornado say to the washing machine?

– Want to go for a spin?

 

* Why should you avoid tornado chasers?

– They’re always passing wind.

 

* Why shouldn’t you fight with a cloud?

– He’ll storm out on you!

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