Storm, Rain, Weather Jokes for Kids!

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Tueday, 17/10/2017 03:10

* What is a king’s favorite weather?

– Hail!


* What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

– Thunderwear!


* Why did the woman open her purse in the park?

– She expected some change in the weather.


* What’s a tornado’s favorite game?

– Twister!


* Why did the hurricane wear a monocle?

– It only had one eye!


* How does the rain tie its shoes?

– With a rainbow!


* What did one raindrop say to the other?

– Two’s company. Three’s a cloud!


* What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

– You might step in a poodle!


* What goes up when the rain comes down?

– An umbrella!


* Why was the lightning bolt in the news?

– Are you sure you want to know… it’s shocking!


* What is the opposite of a cold front?

– A warm back!


* What did the tornado say to the washing machine?

– Want to go for a spin?


* Why should you avoid tornado chasers?

– They’re always passing wind.


* Why shouldn’t you fight with a cloud?

– He’ll storm out on you!

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