Musical Jokes For Kids - Puns, And Riddles For Children And Kids

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Musical Jokes For Kids

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Q: Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

A: They kept saying Bach, Bach!


Q: Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

A: Because she broke the record!


Q: What type of music are balloons scared of?

A: Pop music!


Q: What makes music on your head?

A: A head band!


Q: What part of the turkey is musical?

A: The drumstick!


Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A: You can't tuna fish!


Q: What has forty feet and sings?

A: The school choir!


Q: Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?

A: She wanted to reach the high notes!


Q: What is the musical part of a snake?

A: The scales!


Q: Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

A: In the piano!


Q: What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

A: A moo-sician


Q: What makes pirates such good singers?

A: They can hit the high Cs! 

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