Great Jokes For 5 Year Olds

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Friday, 05/03/2021 09:03

Our expert humourologists have determined the most age appropriate jokes for 5 year olds. Our conclusions are that they like anything a bit silly or crazy, and love animal jokes. Here are some of the best jokes for 5 year olds.


Q. What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep?

A. Matt.


Q. What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A. A little bear!


Q. What is red and smells like blue paint?

A. Red paint.


Q. What do you call a gorilla with bananas in its ears?

A. Anything you like, he can’t hear you.


Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A. A fsh.


Q. What goes "Ha ha ha.....THUD!"?

A. A monster laughing his head off.

Q. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A. A stick.


Q. What did one eye say to the other eye?

A. Between us, something smells.


Q. Why don’t polar bears eat penguins?

A. Because they can’t get the wrappers off.


Q. Do you want to hear a joke about a pizza?

A. Never mind, it’s too cheesy!


Q. What goes “tick, woof, tick woof”?

A. A watch dog.


Q. What do kittens like to eat?

A. Mice cream.


Q. What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?

A. Swimming trunks.


Q. How do bees brush their hair?

A. They use honeycombs.


Q. Why do bees hum?

A. They’ve forgotten the words.

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