Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell At School In English

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Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell At School 

 

Why were the kids laughing in the classroom? Because they were reading Funny jokes to tell kid of course! Here's our collection of funny jokes for kids to tell at school. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these school jokes for kids that are really funny! :D

Here is a collection of School jokes to enjoy with your kids. How about using them to get in the mood for "Back To School"? 

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Jokes For Kids To Tell At School

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Funny jokes for kids to tell at school that are really funny

Funny jokes for kids to tell at school

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Q: Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?

A: He wanted to see time fly. 

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Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?

A: Because he/she was going to high school! 

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance?

A: He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY) 

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Q: What's the difference between a dead prostitute and school?

A: School still sucks! 

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Q: Why couldn't the moebius strip enroll at the school?

A: They required an orientation. 

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Q: Why don't farts graduate from high school?

A: Because they always end up getting expelled! 

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Q: Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school?

A: Because she sprained her angle!! 

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Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?

A: Pull down its genes.

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Q: Did you hear they're changing the flooring in daycare centers?

A: They're calling it infant-tile 

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Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?

A: Pull down its genes. 

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Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell At School 

Summer vacation is over, and that’s no laughing matter. But you can go back to the classroom with a smile on your face, thanks to these jokes for kids to tell at school sent in by Boys’ Life readers. Do you know a funny joke?

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Funny jokes for kids to tell at school

Funny jokes to tell kids

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Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

A: The Food! 

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Q: Why did nose not want to go to school?

A: He was tired of getting picked on! 

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Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The elf-abet!

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Q: What did you learn in school today?

A: Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow! 

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Q: Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

A: She couldn't control her pupils!

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Q: Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

A: In the piano!

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Q: What did the tree say to the math teacher?

A: Gee, I'm a tree!

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Q: How do bees get to school?

A: By school buzz!

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Q: Why didn't the zombie go to school?

A: He felt rotten!

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Q: What kind of meals do math teachers eat?

A: Square meals!

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Jokes For Kids To Tell

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Silly, but ridiculously jokes for kids that are really funny can break the ice between new friends in school, lighten up an awkward moment while waiting for a school bus and can definitely win a lot of hearts for teacher. Let’s not forget funny moms (you can be one too) who write those fun jokes on a note and put them in the school lunch box. 

My daughter is a big big fan of jokes for kids to tell at school. She hears them from friends and while listening to the radio, we find them in books and magazines. She knows so many of them that we have already categorized them by a theme. So since school is just around the corner we pulled out some of Sofia’s favorite funny jokes for kids to tell at school.

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Funny jokes for kids that are really funny

Jokes for kids that are really funny

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Q: What did you learn in school today, son?

A: Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.

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Q: What’s big and yellow that comes every morning to brighten your mom’s day?

A: A school bus

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Q: Do you know how bees get to school?

A: On the school buzz!

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Q: Why was the little bird punished?

A: It was caught peeping in school.

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Q: Why was the broom late for school?

A: He over swept.

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Q: What tools do you need for math?

A: MultiPLIERS.

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Q: Why did the girl take a ladder to school?

A: Because she thought it was a high school.

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Q: When is a blue school book not a blue school book?

A: When it is read!

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Q: Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?

A: Because he wanted to get to high school.

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Q: What happened to the plant in math class?

A: It grew square roots. 

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Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?

A: Because it's basic material. 

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 Whomever it was jokes for kids that are really funny, first, we’re sure glad he did. Here are our favorite jokes for kids to tell at school  Feel free to add yours to the list in the “Comments” section!

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