25 HOOT-LARIOUS ANIMAL JOKES FOR KIDS

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Sunday, 19/06/2022 03:06

    25 HOOT-LARIOUS ANIMAL JOKES FOR KIDS

 

 

How do bees get to school?

 

By school buzz!

 

Why are teddy bears never hungHow do you fit more pigs on your farm?

 

Build a sty-scraper!

 

Where do cows go for entertainment?

 

To the moo-vies.

 

What dog keeps the best time?

 

A watch dog.

 

Why do sharks live in saltwater?

 

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

 

What do you call a horse that lives next door?

 

A neigh-bor.

 

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

 

A windshield viper!

 

Why are monkeys terrible storytellers?

 

Because they only have one tail.

 

Why did the snake cross the road?

 

To get to the other ssssssside!

 

Where do famous dragons go after they retire?

 

The hall of flame!

 

Why are dogs love phones?

 

Because they have collar I.D.s.

 

Why are fish so smart?

 

Because they live in schools.

 

What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck?

 

Firequackers!

 

How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?

 

“Pleased to eat you.”

 

What is a cat’s favorite dessert?

 

Chocolate mouse.

 

What fish only swims at night?

 

A starfish!

 

What do fish do at football games?

 

They wave.

 

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

 

A pie-thon!

 

Where do milkshakes come from?

 

Nervous cows.

 

What do you call a dog with a fever?

 

A hot dog.

 

Where did the sheep go on vacation?

 

The Baaaahamas.

 

How do you make a cow float?

 

Root beer, ice cream, a cherry, and a cow.

 

Happy weekend kids!

 

Big Bill Rizer

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