Women Shopping Jokes--Jokes About Shopping| Joke For The Day

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Women Shopping Jokes

 

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A lady is doing her daily shopping in the store near place she lives. 

 

She bought low fat milk, eggs, orange juice, salad, coffee and meat. 

 

While she was unloading the shopping from the basket, a drunk guy, who was standing behind her, was observing. 

 

While they were waiting in the line, the drunk guy says quietly:

 

- I guess you are not married.

 

The woman, slightly surprised by this statement, shows to be intrigued by the intuition of the drunk guy because he was right and she was not married. 

 

She turns back looking at her shopping without finding nothing strange, nothing that can show she was single. 

 

All at once she says:

 

- You are right. Tell me, how did you guess?

 

- You're tremendously ugly!

 

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