What Do You Call Jokes That Make You Stop, Think, and Laugh

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Sunday, 22/05/2022 08:05

   What Do You Call Jokes That Make You Stop, Think, and Laugh

 

 

A good joke is one of life’s greatest pleasures. We all enjoy them and the best tweets are all jokes. If you think you have the funniest joke in the world but it only makes you laugh, then a majority of people will feel the same way. 

The best jokes are those that make you stop, think, and laugh. Here are various “What do you call jokes” that will get you in the mood!

 

What do you call something that runs but never gets anywhere?

Refrigerators.

 

What do you call a tiny mother?

A minimum!

 

What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

 

What do you do to get a robot mad?

Push all of its buttons.

 

What do you call someone who never passes gas in public?

A private tutor.

 

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh. 

 

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

 

What do you call a blind dinosaur? 

A do-you-think-he-saurus. 

 

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A mean-o-acid!

 

What do you call a mac ‘n’ cheese that gets all up in your face?

Too close for comfort food!

 

What do you call a joke you make in the shower?

A clean joke!

 

What do you call a cat on the rocks?

One cool cat!

 

What do you call a cool rabbit?

A hip-hopper.

 

What do you call a strange bear with no socks?

Barefoot.

 

What do you call a deer that only costs a dollar?

A buck.

 

What do you call a laptop that sings?

A Dell.

 

What do you call a cow who plays guitar?

A moo-sician!

 

What do you call someone who has seen an iPhone being stolen?

An iWitness!

 

What do you call a fight between celebrity actors?

Star Wars!

 

What do you call a comedian who can’t sit down?

A stand up comedian!

 

What do you call a sick juggler?

Someone who can’t stop throwing up.

 

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of cars?

A Car-toonist.

 

What do you call someone who says, “life gave me melons?” 

Dyslexic.

 

What do you call the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles, because there is a mile between each “s.”

 

What do you call an attractive fruit?

A fine-apple.

 

What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business!

 

What do you call cheese that’s not your cheese?

Nacho cheese.

 

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

 

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

A pair-odactyls.

 

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

 

What do you call it when one cow spies on another?

A steak out.

 

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A cell-fie.

 

What do you call a sad coffee?

Depresso.

 

What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador.

 

What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?

A URL-ologist.

 

What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past.

 

What do you call a hare with no hair?

A bare.

 

What do you call the love of gold?

“Gilty” pleasure.

 

What do you call one hundred cards each?

A big deal.

 

What do you call two apples?

A pear.

 

What do you call birds that stick together?

Vel-crows.

 

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowtain. 

 

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A cat-tastrophe

 

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

 

Thanks for reading!

 

Big Bill Rizer

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