Top Best It's So Cold Jokes--How Cold Is It Outside Jokes

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It's So Cold Jokes

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There’s always the traditional “Colder than a well digger’s bottom” and “Colder than an Alaskan’s kiss.”  We scoured the web for more, just put “It's So Cold Jokes” in front of these one liners.

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Let's read Short Joke Of The Day about How Cold Is It Jokes

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How Cold Is It Outside Jokes

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It's so cold outside jokes one liners

It's so cold outside jokes

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Q: What do you call a cold ghost?

A: casp-burr! 

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Q: What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic?

A: Cold cream. 

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Q: When are your eyes not eyes?

A: When the cold Arctic wind makes them water! 

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Q: What do you call a cat on ice?

A: One cool cat. 

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Q: Why did the man hide his money in the freezer?

A: Because he wanted cold hard cash. 

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Q: What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?

A: Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder. 

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Q: Why did the bride refuse to get married in an igloo?

A: She got cold feet. 

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Q: Did you hear about the boy who turned up to school with only 1 glove?

A: He said the weather man said it's going to be cold but on the other hand it might be warm 

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Q: Why did the blonde serve her cheating husband frozen leftovers?

A: She heard that "Revenge is a dish best served cold". 

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Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

A: Owlgebra. 

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It Is So Cold Jokes One Liners

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It seems like when the weather hits extreme hi’s or lows, the jokesters come out.  Back in June of last year when we hit near the century mark we did the list of “It’s So Hot Jokes.” Now to combat the comedians here’s our list of the best “How Cold Is It Outside Jokes

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It is so cold jokes one liners

Cold jokes one liners

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Signs It is Too Cold to be March

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- Too cold to think

- You need jumper cables to get the driver going

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We get an awful lot of cold waves from Canada. 

Can't we weatherstrip the border?

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igloos come with a lifetime guarantee

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It's so cold that Shania Twain covered her midriff...

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It's colder than a witch's tit!  

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It's cold enough to freeze the nuts off the Guy Lombardo bridge!

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It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post

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It's so cold that the local flasher was caught *describing* himself to women.

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It was so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress.

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It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets....

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How Cold Is It Jokes

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it's so cold jokes one liners

It's so cold jokes

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 It's so cold that... everyone is trying to be funny about how cold it is.

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It was so cold, the 49ers coach got a concussion when he was hit with a block of Gatorade.

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It's so cold that in Georgia, Honey Boo Boo actually wore shoes. In Maine, lobsters were throwing themselves into boiling pots. In Chicago, people were wearing deep-dish pizzas on their feet.

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It's as cold as...A brass toilet in an outhouse in Alaska!

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So cold, I saw Superman in a cab.

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Good tanning weather! *insert sarcasm here*"

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It's so cold I just saw a teenager with their pants pulled up!

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It's so cold that tomorrow is canceled.

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It's so cold that I saw two beagles with jumper cables trying to get a rabbit started.

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It's so cold that...

"...hitchhikers are holding up pictures of thumbs."

"...the optician is giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses."

"...pickpockets are sticking their hands in strangers' pockets just to keep them warm."

"...I chipped a tooth on my soup!"

"...if you want to hear what someone is saying, you have to grab a handful of sentences and take them in by the fire."

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 Whomever it was cold jokes one liners, first, we’re sure glad he did. Here are our favorite how cold is it outside jokes. Feel free to add yours to the list in the “Comments” section!

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