The Most Extremely Hilarious Short Jokes Ever Told For Adults

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The Most Extremely Hilarious Short Jokes Ever Told

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Laughter from couple of extremely hilarious jokes can instantly improve your mood. Beyond the joy of the moment, the positive effects of laughter from those perfect jokes that are hilarious can last past the funny moment and improve your mood all day and keep you cheerful. It may even help alleviate symptoms of mild to moderate anxiety and depression.

Keeping that in mind, here we have a bunch of extremely funny jokes for you that will bring you a hilarious and joyful time after hours working in the office or doing chores at home.

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Q: Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?

A: Because he was too far out!

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Q: How did the hipster burn his mouth?

A: He sipped his coffee before it was cool!

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Q: What did the red light say to the green light?

A: Don't look, I'm changing!

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Q: What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

A: You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!

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Q: What type of music do mummies listen to?

A: WRAP MUSIC!

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Q: What is a wok?

A: A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

A: Because she kept running from the ball!

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Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

A: It smells like carrots out here!

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Q: What did one wall say to the other?

A: Meet you at the corner!

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Q: What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

A: One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!

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No matter the setting, these extremely funny jokes, the most hilarious jokes are never entirely appropriate. But if you’re bold enough to deliver a punchline, you deserve the laughs it’ll earn you.

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the street?

A: To get to the SHELL station.

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Q: What do you call someone who you like but is too old for you?

A: Out dated!

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?

A: To get his wife shelly.

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Q: What is the longest rope ever?

A: Europe.

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the street?

A: To get to the SHELL station.

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Q: What do you call someone who you like but is too old for you?

A: Out dated!

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?

A: To get his wife shelly.

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Q: What is the longest rope ever?

A: Europe.

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Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?

A: A bald eagle!

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Q: What do you call a fly without wings?

A: A walk!

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Many of the extremely funny jokes in the list are fairly timeless and will still be making people chuckle in thirty years or more. The Most Extremely Hilarious Jokes

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Q: What do you call a baby monkey?

A: A Chimp off the old block.

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Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!

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Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?

A: It went back four seconds.

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Q: What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies?

A: An ambulance.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she will Let it go.

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Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoiled milk.

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Q: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?

A: Idaho... Alaska!

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Q: Did you hear about that new broom?

A: It's sweeping the nation!

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Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

A: An irrelephant. 

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Q: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?

A: Nobody nose. 

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 Whomever it was extremely funny jokes, first, we’re sure glad he did. Here are our favorite jokes that are hilarious. Feel free to add yours to the list in the “Comments” section!

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