The Butcher Jokes--Funniest Lawyer Joke Ever all Time

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The Butcher

 

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A lawyer's dog, runs around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast.

 

An angry butcher goes to the lawyer's office and politely asks,

 

"If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"

 

The lawyer smiles and answers,

 

"Absolutely."

 

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was unleashed and stole a roast from me today."

 

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50.

 

The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.

 

Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation. 

 

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