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Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?  

A: Almost took out the whole trailer park. 

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Q: This memorable scene from the film Sweet Home Alabama pretty much speaks for itself!

A: At least in Alabama, we keep it all in the family. Eww!!!

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Q: How do you make Alabama cookies?  

A: Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.

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Q: It's reported that Nick Saban will only dress 20 players for the Tennessee game.  

A: The rest will have to dress themselves.

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Q: What does the average Alabama student get on his SAT score?  

A: Drool.

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Q: What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?

A: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?

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Q: Why should the University of Alabama change it's team name to the opossums?  

A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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Q: Where was O.J. really hiding at right before the famous Bronco chase?  

A: On the campus at Alabama.  He figured they would never find a real football player there.

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Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Alabama campus?

A: A Visitor.

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Q: What should you do if you find three Alabama fans buried up to their necks in cement?

A: Get more cement.

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Q: What do a maggot and an Alabama fan have in common?  

A: They can both live off of a dead bear for 20 years.

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Q: Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to Alabama? 

A: Everyone has the same DNA. 

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Q: What new law was recently passed in Alabama? 

A: When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister! 

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Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Alabama? 

A: I-20 and I-10 

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Q: What do Alabamans do on Halloween? 

A: Pump kin! 

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Q: What are the best four years of an Auburn Tigers life?

A: Third grade

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Q: What does a Alabama native and a bottle of beer have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the University of Alabama have in common?

A: They both end up in trailer parks.

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Q: What do the University of Alabama and pot have in common?

A: They both get smoked in bowls!

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Q: How do they separate the men from the boys at Auburn?

A: With a restraining order. 

 

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Q: What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama? 

A: A lynching. 

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Q: Was at the Alabama vs. Auburn game I feel bad for all the Alabama fans who drove their houses to the game yesterday. 

A: Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA? Because it has 4 As and one B! 

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Q: A hurricane is a lot like a divorce in Alabami... 

A: Somebody is gonna lose a trailer! 

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Q: What is 20 feet long and has 5 teeth? 

A: The funnel cake line at the Alabama state fair. 

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Q: What's the difference between an Alabama football player and a dollar? 

A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar. 

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Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in Alabama? 

A: No one would look for them. 

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Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? 

A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush. 

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Q: Why is Auburn always in the dark? 

A: Because they're afraid of Alabama Power. 

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Q: What does the average University of South Alabama student get on his SAT? 

A: Drool. 

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Q: How can you tell if a wolf caught in a trap is from Alabama? 

A: He's chewed off 3 legs, and he's still in the trap. 

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Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Alabama's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? 

A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. 

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Q: Did you hear about the $4,000,000 Alabama State Lottery? 

A: The winner gets $4 a year for a million years.

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Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Alabama? 

A: I-20 and I-10. 

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Q: Why did they build the Mercedes plant so close to the University of Alabama? 

A: Because they have an endless supply of crash test dummies right down the road. 

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Q: How is a South Alabama Jaguars girl different from a bowling ball?

A: Sometimes a bowling ball is hard to pick up.

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Q: What do UofA grads use for Birth Control?

A: Their personalities.

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Q: How do you break a South Alabama grads finger?

A: Punch him in the nose.

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Q: How do you get a Troy State fan to laugh all weekend long?

A: Tell him a joke Monday morning.

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Q: Why do South Alabama fans smell so bad?

A: So blind people can hate them too.

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Q: Why did Auburn change their field from grass to artificial turf?

A: To keep the Tigers cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime. 

 

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Q: How do you keep Alabama Crimson Tide out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts. 

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Q: Why did the Alabama Crimson Tide grad cover her ears?

A: She was trying to hold in a thought. 

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Q: How do you neuter a Crimson Tide fan?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw! 

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Q: What do Alabama Crimson Tide Football players always get on their final exams?

A: Drool. 

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Q: Did you hear about the Alabama Crimson Tide fan who won a gold medal at the Olympics?

A: He liked it so much that he decided to get it bronzed. 

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Q: What's the difference between Alabama Crimson Tide cheerleaders and The Titanic?

A: Only 1,000 went down on The Titanic. 

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Q: What's the biggest lie told at Alabama?

A: "I was just helping that sheep over the fence." 

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Q: What is the difference between a litter of puppies and Alabama Crimson Tide fans?

A: Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining. 

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Q: What do Crimson Tide cheerleaders and Crimson Tide quarterbacks have in common?

A: They're always on their backs. 

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Q: Why did Alabama disband its water polo team?

A: All the horses drowned. 

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Q: How did the Alabama Crimson Tide fan die from drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on him! 

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Q: Did you hear about the Alabama Crimson Tide fan who tried to blow up the opponents team bus? 

A: He burned his lip on the tailpipe. 

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Q: If you have a car containing a Alabama Crimson Tide wide receiver, a Alabama Crimson Tide linebacker, and a Alabama Crimson Tide defensive back, who is driving the car?

A: The cop. 

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Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Alabama campus?

A: A visitor. 

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Q: How do Crimson Tide brain cells die?

A: Alone. 

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Q: What is the definition of safe sex down at Alabama?

A: Placing signs on the animals that kick. 

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Q: Why dont Crimson Tide fans use 911 in an emergency?

A: Because they cannot find "eleven" on the phone dial. 

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Q: How many Alabama Crimson Tide does it take to change a tire? 

A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up 

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Q: Why do Alabama Crimson Tide fans like smart women?

A: Opposites attract. 

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Q: Why can't Alabama Crimson Tide players go on the internet?

A: They can't put 3 w's together. 

 

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