Storm Jokes--Funny Jokes About Rain| Daily Joke

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Q: What goes up when the rain comes down? 

A: An Umbrella. 

 

Q: What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle? 

A: A weekend. 

 

Q: What is the Mexican weather report? 

A: Chili today and hot tamale. 

 

Q: When is Monday coming? 

A: MonSoon! 

 

Q: What do you call a wet bear? 

A: A drizzly bear 

 

Q: What does daylight-saving time mean in Seattle? 

A: An extra hour of rain. 

 

Q: Where do lightning bolts go on dates? 

A: To cloud 9 

 

Q: What did the hail storm say to the roof? 

A: Hang onto your shingles, this will be nno ordinary sprinkles.

 

Q: What did the evaporating raindrop say? 

A: I'm going to pieces. 

 

Q: What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop? 

A: My plop is bigger than your plop.

 

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