Really Funny Jokes For Facebook Status-Jokes On Facebook In English

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Really Funny Jokes For Facebook Status

 

Every day, I come across a few jokes for facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our 24th list of the top funny jokes to post on facebook list for this week.

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Let's read Jokes For The Day about Jokes For Facebook

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Jokes For Facebook

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Funny jokes for facebook

Funny jokes for facebook

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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

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Why is Facebook like Jail?  "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!" 

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Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.

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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.  On facebook!

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I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?

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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.

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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.

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Jokes On Facebook

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When funny jokes for facebook starts showing how many times you've visited someone's profile, we're all screwed ... 

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Funny jokes to post on facebook in english

Funny jokes to post on facebook

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FACEBOOK, The second most popular word that starts with “F” and ends with “K”.

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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.  Now this whole workout was a waste of time.

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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.

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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.

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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.

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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

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Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.

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We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.

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When I was kid, my social network was called "outside". I'm going to create a Facebook Account with the name "Nobody" So when somebody posts something stupid I can say "Nobody Likes This!" 

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You've already checked your Facebook account three times before finishing this list!

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Your long distance boyfriend broke up with you by posting a comment on your facebook page. 

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Funny Jokes To Post On Facebook 

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Every day, I come across a few hilarious jokes for facebook. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our 24th list of the jokes on facebook list for this week.

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Funny jokes to post on facebook

Funny jokes on facebook

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Q:
How ugly was my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend?

A: So ugly that Facebook banned her/his profile pic and sent her back to Myspace!

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Q: Did you hear about the website where you can find a collection of Twitter's best jokes?

A: It's called Facebook.

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Q: Why did John Connor lead the resistance against the machines?

A: Skynet refused to give John a Facebook friend request! 

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Q: How bad was Facebook's IPO offering?

A: Dick Cheney wants to take Mark Zuckerberg hunting! 

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Q: Why is Facebook like Jail?

A: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!

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Q: Why is Facebook a great site for loners?

A: Because it's the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser! 

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Q: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator?

A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it! 

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Q: If Facebook is a loft in the city and Twitter is a house in the suburbs, what is Myspace?

A: A trailer park!

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Q: What did the twitterer say before committing suicide?

A: My Facebook can remarry! 

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Q: Why shouldn't you pay for a Classmates.com membership?

A: Because Myspace and Facebook are free! 

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 Whomever it was jokes for facebook, first, we’re sure glad he did. Here are our favorite funny jokes to post on facebook  Feel free to add yours to the list in the “Comments” section!

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