Rain Humor--Jokes About Rainy Days| Joke For The Day

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Rain Humor

 

Let's read Jokes About Rainy Days about Joke For The Day, Fun Rain

 

 

Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm? 

A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer. 

 

Q: What is a queens favorite kind of precipitation? 

A: Reign! 

 

Q: Can Bees fly in the rain? 

A: Not without their yellow jackets 

 

Q: How do lightning bolts flirt? 

A: They electrocute each other 

 

Q: How do thunderstorms invest their money? 

A: In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets 

 

Q: What do you call a months worth of rain? 

A: England 

 

Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation? 

A: A rain of terror. 

 

Q: Why was the blonde standing outside the department store in the rain? 

A: She was waiting to cash her rain check! 

 

Q: What often falls but never gets hurt? 

A: Rain 

 

Q: Why is sex like a thunderstorm? 

A: "You never know how many inches you'll get and how long it'll last." 

 

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