Popular Jokes for Kids

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Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

A: Thunderwear.

 

Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?

A: Don’t look. I’m about to change.

 

Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod.

 

Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman?

A: Do you smell carrots?

 

Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?

A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.

 

Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

A: She will Let It Go.

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park?

A: They woke him up.

 

Q: Why is there a fence around a cemetery?

A: People are dying to get in.

 

Q: What music frightens balloons?

A: Pop music.

 

Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?

A: On the dark side.

Q: What room doesn’t have doors?

A: A mushroom.

 

Q: What do you say when you lose a Wii game?

A: I want a Wii-match.

 

Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

A: The same middle name.

 

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one.

Q: What did the policeman say to his belly button?

A: You’re under a vest.

 

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?

A: Because he never lands.

 

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogie in it.

 

Q: Why was the broom late?

A: It over-swept.

 

Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

A: You look flushed.

 

Q: Which is the longest word in the dictionary?

A: “Smiles,” because there are miles between each “s.”

 

Q: What stays in a corner and travels all over the world?

A: A stamp.

 

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?

A: Never mind, it’s over your head.

 

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?

A: Stick with me and we’ll go places together.

 

Q: What race is never run?

A: A swimming race.

 

Q: Why did the little boy throw his clock out the window?

A: Because he wanted to see time fly.

 

Q: What has two legs but can’t walk?

A: A pair of pants.

 

Q: How does a train eat?

A: It goes chew chew.

 

Q: Do you know how many famous men and women were born on your birthday?

A: None, only babies.

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