Jokes About Fruit--Kid Jokes About Food| Joke For The Day

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Jokes About Fruit

 

Let's read Dirty Food Jokes about Joke For The Day, Fun Fruit

 

 

Q: In which school do you learn to make ice cream? 

A: Sunday School. 

 

Q: What do elves make sandwiches with? 

A: Shortbread 

 

Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? 

A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. 

 

Q: What is a pretzel's favorite dance? 

A: The Twist! 

 

Q: What are twins favorite fruit? 

A: Pears! 

 

Q: If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make? 

A: Slippers! 

 

Q: What do you give to a sick lemon? 

A: Lemon aid! 

 

Q: Why did the lady love to drink hot chocolate? 

A: Because she was a cocoanut! 

 

Q: How do you make a milk shake? 

A: Give it a good scare! 

 

Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? 

A: An astronut! 

 

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