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I'm Happily

 

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Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',

 

From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',

 

I'm happy -- although

 

My boss let me go --

 

Happily addicted to the Web.

 

All night long, I sit clicking,

 

Unaware time is ticking,

 

There's beard on my cheek,

 

Same clothes for a week,

 

Happily addicted to the Web!

 

Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!

 

Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"

 

With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;

 

I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!"

 

I don't phone, don't send faxes,

 

Don't go out, don't pay taxes,

 

Who cares if someday

 

They drag me away?

 

I'm happily addicted to the Web!

 

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