Good Funny Jokes About Math Class For Kids And Teacher

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Jokes About Math

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If you like jokes about math and you love jokes then you’ve come to the right place as we have the best funny math jokes!

We aim to prove that hilarious math jokes is fun as well as interesting.

So here’s our favorite jokes about math for kids

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Jokes about math

Jokes about math

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Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

A: Because you can't drink and derive... 

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Q: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

A: He worked it out with a pencil. 

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Q: What happened to the plant in math class?

A: It grew square roots. 

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Q: What does a mathematician do about constipation?

A: He works it out with a pencil. 

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Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?

A: Because it always has lots of problems. 

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Q: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle?

A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate! 

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Q: Where do math teachers go on vacation?

A: To Times Square. 

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Q: What do you call friends who love math?

A: algebros 

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Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four 

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Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?

A: `I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...' 

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Q: What did one math book say to the other?

A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems! 

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Jokes About Math

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 The suggested collection of hilarious math jokes folklore might be enjoyable for mathematicians and for students because every joke contains a portion of truth or lie about our profession. The selected jokes about math and sayings contain something essential about mathematics, the mathematical way of thinking, or mathematical pop-culture. 

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Jokes about math

Jokes about math

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Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? 

A: Pumpkin Pi 

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Q: Why is beer never served at a math party? 

A: Because you can't drink and derive. 

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Q: Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball? 

A: He was better at fitting curves than hitting them 

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Q: Why did the polynomial plant die? 

A: Its roots were imaginary. 

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Q: What is a math teacher's favorite type of tree? 

A: A "Geome-tree" 

 

Q. What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock? 

A. Arithma-ticks!

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Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? 

A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun! 

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Q: Why did the boy eat his math homework? 

A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake. 

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Q: How does a mathematician call his dog? 

A: Cauchy, because it leaves a residue at every pole. 

 

Q: How do deaf mathematicians communicate? 

A: They use sine language 

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Q: What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? 

A: Natural Logs 

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Jokes About Math

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Here's a collection of the jokes about math, hilarious math jokes puns I've come across. Use these to lighten the mood in your classroom

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Jokes about math

Jokes about math

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Q: What snakes are good at doing sums?

A: Adders!

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Q: Why did the two 4's skip lunch?

A: They already 8!

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Q: Why was the math book sad?

A: Because it had too many problems!

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Q: What kind of meals do math teachers eat?

A: Square meals!

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Q: What did the tree say to the math teacher?

A: Gee,-I'm-a-tree!

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Q: What is a mathematician's favorite dessert?

A: Pi!

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Q: What has eight legs and eight eyes?

A: Eight pirates!

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Q: What happened to the pasty math teacher who sunbathed too long?

A: He became a tangent.

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Q: What did the calculus teacher say to her students when she caught them drinking alcohol?

A: Don't drink and derive.

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Q: Why couldn't the student understand how to simplify 2n + 2n?

A: It was 4n to him.

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