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**Jokes About Math**

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If you like **jokes about math** and you love jokes then you’ve come to the right place as we have the best funny math jokes!

We aim to prove that **hilarious math jokes** is fun as well as interesting.

So here’s our favorite **jokes about math** for kids

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Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

A: Because you can't drink and derive...

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Q: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

A: He worked it out with a pencil.

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Q: What happened to the plant in math class?

A: It grew square roots.

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Q: What does a mathematician do about constipation?

A: He works it out with a pencil.

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Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?

A: Because it always has lots of problems.

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Q: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle?

A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!

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Q: Where do math teachers go on vacation?

A: To Times Square.

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Q: What do you call friends who love math?

A: algebros

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Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four

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Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?

A: `I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...'

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Q: What did one math book say to the other?

A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!

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**Jokes About Math**

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The suggested collection of **hilarious math jokes** folklore might be enjoyable for mathematicians and for students because every joke contains a portion of truth or lie about our profession. The selected **jokes about math** and sayings contain something essential about mathematics, the mathematical way of thinking, or mathematical pop-culture.

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*Jokes about math*

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Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi

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Q: Why is beer never served at a math party?

A: Because you can't drink and derive.

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Q: Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?

A: He was better at fitting curves than hitting them

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Q: Why did the polynomial plant die?

A: Its roots were imaginary.

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Q: What is a math teacher's favorite type of tree?

A: A "Geome-tree"

Q. What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?

A. Arithma-ticks!

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Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?

A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

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Q: Why did the boy eat his math homework?

A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

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Q: How does a mathematician call his dog?

A: Cauchy, because it leaves a residue at every pole.

Q: How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

A: They use sine language

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Q: What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

A: Natural Logs

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**Jokes About Math**

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Here's a collection of the **jokes about math**,** ****hilarious math jokes** puns I've come across. Use these to lighten the mood in your classroom

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*Jokes about math*

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Q: What snakes are good at doing sums?

A: Adders!

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Q: Why did the two 4's skip lunch?

A: They already 8!

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Q: Why was the math book sad?

A: Because it had too many problems!

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Q: What kind of meals do math teachers eat?

A: Square meals!

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Q: What did the tree say to the math teacher?

A: Gee,-I'm-a-tree!

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Q: What is a mathematician's favorite dessert?

A: Pi!

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Q: What has eight legs and eight eyes?

A: Eight pirates!

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Q: What happened to the pasty math teacher who sunbathed too long?

A: He became a tangent.

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Q: What did the calculus teacher say to her students when she caught them drinking alcohol?

A: Don't drink and derive.

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Q: Why couldn't the student understand how to simplify 2n + 2n?

A: It was 4n to him.

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