Funny Silly Joke Of The Day For Adults That'll Get Out A Laugh

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Here is the list of silly joke of the day, puns, and riddles for kids and adults alikes 

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Q: What goes up and down but does not move?

A: Stairs

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Q: Where should a 500 pound alien go?

A: On a diet

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Q: What did one toilet say to the other?

A: You look a bit flushed.

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Q: Why did the picture go to jail?

A: Because it was framed.

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Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?

A: I'll meet you at the corner.

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Q: What did the paper say to the pencil?

A: Write on!

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Q: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

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Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?

A: A towel.

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Q: Why do bicycles fall over?

A: Because they are two-tired!

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Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?

A: So they can fight knights! 

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We all share Silly joke of the day, silly jokes for adults, and other funny stuff. No matter how funny they are we never had enough. Some are better than others and some are worse than anything--Silly joke of the day

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Q: Why do bicycles fall over?

A: Because they are two-tired!

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Q: Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

A: Because he was too chicken.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Climb into a tree and act like a nut.

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Q: What do you get when you put the pictures of the Kings of Russia on a flag?

A: The Tsar-Spangled Banner.

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Q: What would you get if you crossed an electric eel with a sponge?

A: A shock absorber.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef.

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Q: What happened to the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon?

A: He was disbarred.

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Q: Where did Noah keep his bees?

A: In the ark hives.

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Q: What's the motto of the ghoul's convention?

A: The morgue the merrier.

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Q: What must you know to be an auctioneer?

A: Lots.

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Silly joke of the day--Now that your big kid's sense of humor has progressed, she appreciates riddles and more complex humor. Here are 20 great Silly joke of  the day to make your laugh.

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Q: What happens to deposed kings?

A: They get throne away.

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Q: What kind of tree do fingers grow on?

A: A palm tree.

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Q: What is the gambler's heaven?

A: Paradise.

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Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A: Bugs Bunny.

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Q: What do you call two people in an ambulance?

A: A pair of medics.

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Q: Where does McDonald's get its burgers from?

A: Macau.

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Q: What did the painter say to the wall?

A: "One more crack and I'll plaster you!"

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Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?

A: Subordinate Clauses.

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Q: What would you get if you crossed a parrot with a centipede?

A: A walkie-talkie.

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Q: What happens to illegally parked frogs?

A: They get toad away.

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 Whomever it was Silly jokes for adults, first, we’re sure glad he did. Here are our favorite Silly joke of the day. Feel free to add yours to the list in the “Comments” section!

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