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Kids Pirate Jokes
pirate jokes for kids
What does a Jewish pirate say?
What's a pirate favorite country?
What do you call a pirate that skips class?
What is a pirates favorite Star Wars character?
Where Dose Pirates Shop.
How do you save a drowning pirate?
with C P ARRRRRRRRR
Why did the pirate go to college?
to become an arrrrrrchitect!
Why are pirates movies the coolest?
They just ARRRRRRRR!
Q: Why didn't the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?
A: because it was rated arrrrr
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
(Arrrr?) No it's the C (sea), my love.
Why did the pirate go on vacation?
He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!
What's a pirates favorite restraunt?
arrrrrr-by's How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg! what is a pirates favorite doll?
Why do Pirates cry on their own?
Because they have private tears.
How does a pirate get to the airport?
How good was the pirates golf game?
What did the pirate say to the sumo wrestler?
You sure arrrrr fat.
Clean Pirate Jokes
clean pirate jokes
What is a scallywag pirate's favorite glass of wine?
What do you get when you teach pirates how to sing?
Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"?
Because he's only got one eye.
What did the pirates say when they saw their treasure room was on fire?
Arrrr, we gotta get our booty outta here!
Why did the pirate ask to get a mortgage with 3.142 percent interest?
He wanted the pi-rate!
What keeps a parrot on a pirate's shoulder?
What do you call a pirate on drugs?
Where does a pirate go to get a hole in his sail fixed?
The whole-sail store!
What does ya call a pirate in great shape?
What do you call a pirate's one true love?
Good Pirate Jokes
funny good pirate jokes
What's a pirate's favorite socks? Arrrrgyle.
What does a pirate think happens at the end of time? Arrrrmageddon.
What's a pirate's favorite food? Arrrrrtichokes.
What's a pirate's favorite basketball move? Jump hook.
Why couldn't the young pirate see the R-rated movie? There was no parrot-al guidance.
Why should pirates work for FedEx? They have the fastest ships in the shipping business.
What's it called when a pirate's sloop runs aground? It's ship out of luck.
Why don't pirates use a safe deposit box? They put their valuables in Davy Jones' Locker.
Who's the pirate's favorite actress? Diane Cannon.
Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"? Because he's only got one eye.
What's the pirate's favorite restaurant? Trick question because it's either Jolly Roger or Long John Silver's.
How could the pirate acquire the ship so cheaply? Because it was on sail.
Why did the pirate not learn how to bowl? He had a severe hook.
Who was the pirate's favorite musician? Carlos Bandana.
Why couldn't the pirate stop thinking about sailing? He had ship for brains.
What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes? A dozen pirates.
What shivers at the bottom of the sea? a nervous wreck
What's the smelliest part of a pirate ship? the poop deck
What grows out of a pirate's head? corsair [coarse hair]
What's the worse nightmare for a pirate on a blind date? a sunken chest with no booty
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