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Funny Jokes About The Rain

 

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Q: What is a king's favorite kind of precipitation?

A: Hail!

 

Q: When does it rain money?

A: When there is "change" in the weather.

 

Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather?

A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

 

Q: Why does Snoop dog need an umbrella?

A: Fo' Drizzle.

 

Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

A: Foul (fowl) weather.

 

Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?

A: Two's company, three's a cloud

 

Q: Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?

A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.

 

Q: Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

A: The nearest ISOBAR

 

Q: What's worse than raining buckets?

A: Hailing taxis!

 

Q: How can you wrap a cloud?

A: with a rainbow.

 

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?

A: An Umbrella.

 

Q: What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle?

A: A weekend.

 

Q: What is the Mexican weather report?

A: Chili today and hot tamale.

 

Q: When is Monday coming?

A: MonSoon!

 

Q: What do you call a wet bear?

A: A drizzly bear

 

Q: What does daylight-saving time mean in Seattle?

A: An extra hour of rain.

 

Q: Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

A: To cloud 

 

Q: Can Bees fly in the rain?

A: Not without their yellow jackets

 

Q: When does it rain money? 

A: When there is "change" in the weather.

 

Funny Rain Jokes For Kids

 

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funny rain jokes for kids

 

Seemed to be raining coins last night.  I suspect that’s what they mean by some change in the weather.

 

Never mind cats and dogs, it was raining chickens and ducks yesterday.  Fowl weather.

 

Why do cows lie down in the rain?  To keep each udder dry.

 

As raindrops say, two’s company, three’s a cloud.

 

I’m saving for a rainy day.  So far, I have an anorak, a couple of macs, and a dinghy.

 

What do you call a man wearing two raincoats?  Max

 

What do you call a man wearing two raincoats standing in a cemetery? Max Bygraves.

 

You never see owls being amorous in the rain.  It’s too wet to woo.

 

The weather forecast says it won’t rain for three months, but I drought it.

 

A friend of mine did his pilot’s exam just after a storm, and flew through a rainbow.  He passed with flying colours.

 

Where’s the best place to store your rain?  In a cloud bank.

 

 

Jokes About The Rain

 

funny jokes about the rainfor kids

 

Why should you watch out when it rains cats and dogs?

Because you might step in a poodle.

 

at goes up when the rain comes down?

An umbrella

 

Why does rain drop but snow falls?

 

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

He wanted to be a polyunsaturated

 

What goes up when the rain comes down?

An umbrella!

 

When does it rain money?

When there's change in the weather!

 

What's the difference between a horse and the weather?

One is reined up and the other rains down!

 

Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?

Because she expected some change in the weather!

 

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

Foul weather

 

What does a cloud wear under her raincoat?

Thunderwear!

 

Why is Britain the wettest country?

Because royalty has reigned there for years!

 

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?

A drizzly bear!

 

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