Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids That Are Really Funny

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Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids

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Let's read Jokes That Are Really Funny about Christmas Jokes For Kids

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Christmas jokes for kids

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Q: What do you call a brothel in the North Pole?

A: A workshop

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Q: What is the popular Christmas carol in Desert?

A: Camel ye Faithful.

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Q: What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A: A lost clause.

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Q: What part of the body do you only see during Christmas?

A: Mistletoe.

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Q: How does an elf get to Santa's workshop?

A: By icicle.

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Q: Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store?

A: He was looking for the holiday spirit.

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Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A: Claustrophobic.

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Q: What do the elves cook with in the kitchen?

A: Utinsel.

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Q: What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve?

A: A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".

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Q: What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

A: Santa stopped at 3 ho's.

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Q: What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?

A: They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

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Q: What do lawn ornaments do over winter break?

A: Go gnome for the holidays.

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Q: What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?

A: A Christmas Quacker.

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Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?

A: Snowballs.

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Q: How does a Jew celebrate Christmas?

A: He installs a parking meter on the roof.

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Q: What do you call a frog hanging from a ceiling?

A: Mistletoad.

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Q: Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

A: Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite

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Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

A: Frosted Flakes 

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Q: What does Santa do with fat elves?

A: He sends them to an Elf Farm!

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Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A: A Christmas Quacker!

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Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

A: Santa Jaws

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Q: What says Oh Oh Oh?

A: Santa walking backwards!

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Q: What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?

A: Santa going through a revolving door!

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Q: What is Santa's favorite place to deliver presents?

A: Idaho-ho-ho!

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Q: What do you call a brothel in the North Pole?

A: A workshop

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Q: What is the popular Christmas carol in Desert?

A: Camel ye Faithful.

~~~~~ 

Q: What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A: A lost clause.

~~~~~ 

Q: What part of the body do you only see during Christmas?

A: Mistletoe.

~~~~~ 

Q: How does an elf get to Santa's workshop?

A: By icicle.

~~~~~ 

Q: Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store?

A: He was looking for the holiday spirit.

~~~~~ 

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A: Claustrophobic.

~~~~~ 

Q: What do the elves cook with in the kitchen?

A: Utinsel.

~~~~~ 

Q: What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve?

A: A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".

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Q: What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

A: Santa stopped at 3 ho's.

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Q: What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?

A: They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

~~~~~ 

Q: What do lawn ornaments do over winter break?

A: Go gnome for the holidays.

~~~~~ 

Q: What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?

A: A Christmas Quacker.

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Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?

A: Snowballs.

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Q: What do you call a frog hanging from a ceiling?

A: Mistletoad.

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Q: Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?

A: Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite

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Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

A: Because it 'soots' him!

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Q: Who is Santa's favorite singer?

A: Elf-is Presley!

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Q: What do you call Santa's little helpers?

A: Subordinate clauses!

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Q: What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?

A: The elf-abet!

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Q: What did Santa say to the smoker?

A: Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf!

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Q: Where does Santa go when he's sick?

A: To the elf center!

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Q: Where do elves go to dance?

A: Christmas Balls!

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