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Christian Jokes About Love

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Q: Whats the definition of a happy marriage?

A: One where the husband gives and the wife takes.

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Q: Whats the difference between love and marriage?

A: Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener!

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Q: Who is the perfect husband?

A: One who keeps his mouth shut and his checkbook open!

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Q: What's the difference between love and herpes?

A: Love doesn't last forever.

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Q: Why did the cowboy have shit in his mustache?

A: Cause he'd been lookin' for love in all the wrong places.

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Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

A: Spit, swallow, and gargle. 

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Q: What is the ideal marriage?

A: One between a deaf man and a blind woman

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Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

A: Marry it.

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Q: What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?

A: I want you inside me!

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Q: Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?

A: It was icing on the cake. 

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Christian Jokes About Love

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 Clean Christian jokes about love, funny jokes, and clean jokes and humor about love, marriage, sweethearts, kissing, broken hearts, and more.

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Christian jokes about love

Christian jokes about love

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It's not a relationship until you argue about whose turn it is to apologize.

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Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

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Friends are forever. Until they get in a relationship.

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Only a widow can say exactly where her husband is.

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Love's a lot like a bullet in that the exit usually causes the most damage.

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Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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If by free spirits you mean an open bar, then yes I love free spirits.

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Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.

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Christian Jokes About Love

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If you love jokes and you’re in love, then you’ll love these Christian jokes about love! Even if you’re not in a relationship at the moment, you can still get a laugh out of them, because some of them are quite bitter…

So, just because we love you so much, here’s a collection of our favorite Christian jokes about love and humor. If you like them, be sure to check out our collection of Christian jokes about love.

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Christian jokes about love

Christian jokes about love

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If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

The swallow.

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'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

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A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.

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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

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Q: Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

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Q: What famous painting do cows love to look at? 

A: The Moona Lisa.

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Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?

A: He came home shit faced.

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Q: Why does a man like love at first sight? 

A: It saves them a lot of time.

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Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?

A: A love call.

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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

A: CSI

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Q: What is the difference between like and love?

A: Spit and swallow.

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Q: Why do hipsters love ice?

A: Because ice was water before it was cool.

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