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First Grade

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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a New Jersey Devils fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Devils fans, too. Not really knowing what a Devils fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Devils fan."

"Then," asks the teacher,

"what are you?" "Why I'm proud to be a Philadelphia Flyers fan.", boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Flyers fan.

"Well, My Dad and Mom are Flyers fans, and I'm a Flyers fan, too!" The teacher is now angry.

"That's no reason," she says loudly.

"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile.

"Then," says Mary,

"I'd be a Devils fan." 

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