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Fast Food Jokes

 

Let's read Funny Food Jokes about Joke Of The Day, Fun Food

 

 

Q: What do you call candy that was stolen? 

A: Hot chocolate! 

 

Q: What kind of nuts always seems to have a cold? 

A: Cashews! 

 

Q: Waiter, will my pizza be long? 

A: No sir, it will be round! 

 

Q: What is green and sings? 

A: Elvis Parsley 

 

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? 

A: Because it wasn't peeling well! 

 

Q: What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? 

A: A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie. 

 

Q: What is white, has a horn, and gives milk? 

A: A dairy truck! 

 

Q: What candy do you eat on the playground? 

A: Recess pieces. 

 

Q: Why don't you starve in a desert? 

A: Because of all the 'sand which is' there. 

 

Q: How do you make a walnut laugh? 

A: Crack it up! 

 

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