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Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, “Isn’t it dark down here?” She replies, “I don’t know. I can’t see.”

 

What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

 

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

 

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn’t see that well.

 

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

 

What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.

 

Why do shepherds never learn to count?

Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.

 

What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?

A pool table.

 

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar, the man orders a beer one for him and one for the giraffe. After they finish their drinks the giraffe falls over and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door. The bartender says "Stop! you can’t leave that thing lying on the floor" The man says "Mate, that’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe".

 

Why did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock whos there? not sally

 

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree he was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree he was also dead why did the third monkey fall out of the tree monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree he was stapled to the first one

 

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? he was also dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? he was stapled to the first one.

 

A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, “Holy shit, you’re so drunk, you can’t even walk!”

The drunk says, “No shit, that’s why I took my car!”

 

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally!

 

There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said “me find food” and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian “me find food” he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said “me find food” he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop

 

Why did the girl fall off the swing. Because she had no arms!

 

Why did the bike fall over Because it was two tire

 

The ice cream man tried to murder me today.

 

 

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