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Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.

Are you choking?

No, I really did! 


Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses

You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!


Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?

Use a pencil ‘till I get there 


Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?

Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring! 


Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!

Didn't I see you yesterday? 


Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?

Yes - here's a kite! 


Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!

Stick your foot out and trip it up! 

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.

Don't worry it's just a chain reaction! 


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Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee

Buzz off can't you see I'm busy? 


Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...

What's wrong with them?

They keep slipping out from under my arms! 


Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.

Don't talk rubbish! 


Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.

That's baaaaaaaaaad! 


Doctor, Doctor I feel like a bee.

Well buzz off I'm busy! 


Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito

Go away, sucker!

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.

So why did you come around then?

Well, I saw this light at the window...! 


Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee

Have you tried taking the spoon out? 


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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!

Well sit still and don't stir! 


Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. 

I'll deal with you later. 


Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?

Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache. 


Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me

One at a time please 


Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?

I never make rash promises! 

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.

Take one of these every 4 laps! 


Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible!

What sister? 


Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.

Oh dear, that's a lot of calories! 


Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?

Of course, come back tomorrow! 


Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!

Certainly, which way did you come in? 


Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God

When did this start?

Well first I created the sun, then the earth... 


Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m invisible

Who said that? 


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